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Nothing soothes the soul quite like the food of the Deep South and our State-sized portions are perfect for sharing. Tuck in y’all!
With ranch dressing.£4.65
With fried tortilla chips.£7.85
With apple butter.£6.00
With Sriracha mayo .£6.00
Our birds are brined for a minimum of 12 hours to make sure every mouthful is the way Big Mama intended – satisfyingly, feel-good food for the soul.
Served with fries, green salad or (upgrade to sweet potato fries or grilled corn for £1).
BBQ sauce, salad, tomato, homeslaw and mayo.£12.25Popular
Buffalo sauce, salad, tomato, blue cheese and carrot and celery slaw.£12.25
Xtreem hot sauce, salad, tomato, harrisa mayo, pickled cucumber and crispy onions.£12.85
Served with fries, green salad or homeslaw (upgrade to sweet potato fries or grilled corn for £1).
Black bean and sweet potato patty, salad, tomato, sriracha and vegan mayo.£10.80
Field mushroom, topped with spinach and artichoke, cream cheese, jalapeño and tortilla chips.£10.95
With baby gem, spicy croutons, charred corn, parmesan and Caesar dressing.£9.00
Our recipe has been handed down through the generations & there’s nothing quite like waffles made with soul & a twist!
Fried chicken, Absurd gravy and maple syrup.£12.50Popular
Bacon jam and hot cheese sauce.£11.50
Buffalo sauce, blue cheese and carrot and celery slaw.£11.50
Topped with crispy onion.£11.50
Honey mustard mayo and pickled Asian slaw.£11.50
Shredded spring onion, cucumber and sesame seeds.£11.50
Sriracha mayo, pickled cucumber and pickled onion.£11.50
With pulled chicken, crispy bacon and jalapeños.£8.25
A crazy, messy combination of fries, stacked with sour cream, guacamole, jalapeños and BBQ pulled chicken.£9.00
Currently sold out£5.00
Baked cheesecake with a biscuit base and lashings of caramel sauce.£5.80
Crack for kids (and adults!) An all American slice of sweet pie served with clotted cream and a hint of caramel.£5.50
Currently sold out£8.30