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The ethos at School Dinners is to champion good old fashioned English food as was served in the canteen or tuck shop. All the mains and desserts we most looked forward to at school, but using better ingredients encompassing the same flavours that we came to know and love, once again available. Why not take a nostalgic trip down memory lane and revisit your break time favorites at the Tuck Shop or maybe it was lunch time that you lived for and the cake with custard. Come on get your Grub on!20% off entire menu
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School Meals
Canteen style food at its best.
Bangers and Mash with Onion Gravy
£9.99Toad in the Hole Chips and Onion Gravy
£9.99Steak Pie and Mash with Onion Gravy
£9.99Sausage, Chips and Beans
£9.99Steak Pie, Chip and Beans
£9.99Beans on Thick Cut Doorstep Toast and Sausages
£9.99Shepherd’s Pie Thick Cut Chips with seasonal vegetables
£9.99Fish Finger Sandwich with Chips
Gourmet version of an old classic, fresh door step slices of sourdough loaded with fish fingers and finished with emmental cheese and tartare sauce.£10.00
Cake and Custard
Pink Sprinkle Cake and Custard
This was my absolute fave at school, it would make me swop all manner of things, including my beloved marbles for extra slice.£4.75Chocolate Cake and Custard
Rich moist chocolate cake available with vanilla or chocolate custard, rainy day special.£4.75Jam and Coconut Cake and Custard
This one maybe rivals the Pink Sprinkle cake in popularity OR perhaps the chocolate cake and chocolate custard, no matter which this slice with the coconut is an amazing retro option.£4.75Lemon Drizzle Cake and Custard
Lemon infused vanilla sponge and heaps of custard!£4.75Victoria Sponge and Custard
An English classic, Victoria sponge and vanilla custard.£4.75
School Tuck Shop
Mars Bar
A Mars bar is a chocolate bar with nougat and caramel, coated with milk chocolate, an all time classic.£1.00Crunchie
A chunky, gold bar of delicious honeycomb, smothered in thick Cadbury milk chocolate that shatters into mouth-watering crunchy pieces£1.50Flake
No other chocolate bar can rival the delicate, crumbly texture of a Cadbury Flake£1.50Kit Kat
A delicious chocolate bar, made of 4 fingers of crispy wafer covered with smooth milk chocolate.£1.00Walkers Cheese and Onion
Cheese & Onion Flavour Potato Crisps in Grab Bag size.£1.75Wotsits
Walkers baked Wotsits crisps - are you a cruncher or a melter? Each cheesy flavour corn puffs bag contains 96 calories or less! Grab Bag£1.75Quavers
Curly little things, Quavers, and no two are the same. Some twistier, some that wrap around your tongue... But they're all crunchy and melty, and pleasingly cheesy! So, go on, pop one in your mouth.£1.00Pick and Mix
Nothing says school tuck shop and bullies like the old pick and mix! Pick and mix sweets are ideal for those who can't settle for just one flavour or as a crowd-pleasing treat for all tastebuds.Vegan offerings also available.£2.50Chewits Blue Raspberry
Chewits Blue Raspberry are a classic chewy sweet with a sweet blue raspberry flavour.£1.50Chewits Fruit salad
Individually wrapped Fruit Salad, fruity chews with a mouth-watering fruit flavour.£1.50Fruitella Strawberry
Fruit lovers inspired Fruittella to create delicious sweets made with fruit juice and natural flavours and colourings.We think Strawberries are seriously delicious, which is why our iconic Strawberry stick is bursting with real Strawberry fruit juice. Perfect to share and enjoy.£1.50Opal Fruits (Star Burst)
Made to make your mouth water Chewy sweets made with natural fruit juices: strawberry, lemon, orange & lime.. Original flavours. Suitable for vegetarians. Opal Fruits.£1.50
Drinks
Ribena
Bottle of blackcurrent goodness!£1.85Tizer
Tizer is a unique and iconic British soft drink containing a mix of citrus and red fruits with a zingy, refreshing bite. Nothing Tastes Like Tizer!£1.75Coca Cola
£1.75Irn Bru
Launched in 1901 in Scotland, IRN-BRU is a carbonated soft drink made to an original secret recipe, which contains 32 flavours.£1.75Sprite
£1.75
Off Licence
Good old fashioned beers and wines from the offie!
Can of Stella
Stella Artois is a pilsner beer, first brewed in 1926 by Brouwerij Artois in Leuven, Belgium. In its original form, the beer is 5.2 per cent ABV, the country's standard for pilsners.£3.00Can of Heineken
Heineken is a pale lager beer, produced in Holland and a long time hero in England.£3.00Can of Budweiser
£3.00Can of of Draught Guinness
£3.00Magners Cider
Bottle of Cider£3.00Magners Pear Cider
Bottle of Cider£3.00Holsten Pils
£3.00Casillero del Diablo Sauvignon Blanc
Individual serving of wine, refreshing light-bodied Sauvignon Blanc with zesty peach, citrus fruit and gooseberry flavours.£4.00
Ice Cream
Taking you right back to a Friday night take out or Sundays after your "Nan's" Roast!
Viennetta Vanilla
This classic flavour is an indulgent combination of creamy vanilla flavour ice cream layered with crisp chocolate in between, and is the perfect addition to any event.£5.00Viennetta Mint
Memories get no better than Viennetta on a Sunday evening while waiting for Songs of praise to finish, so the evening could really start!!!!£5.00Magnum Ice Cream
Indulgent frozen dessert contains Madagascan vanilla and is coated in creamy milk chocolate made with the highest quality cocoa beans.£5.00Magnum White Chocolate Ice Cream
Magnum White Chocolate ice cream, a rich mix of velvety vanilla ice cream wrapped in cracking Magnum White chocolate.£5.00
CRUMBLES
All the goodness of a crumble with modern options
Biscoff Toffee Apple and Custard
Sumptous apple combined with Toffee and biscoff crumble£5.00Traditonal Apple Crumble with Custard
Traditional Apple crumble with choice of custard£5.00Oreo Apple Crumble
Oero crumble with chocolate apple filling£5.00Rhubard Crumble with Ambrosia Custard
Old school dessert with vanilla custard£5.00Winter Berry Crumble with custard
Cinnamon steeped fruit with rich ambrosia custard£5.00