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6 Meal Deals from £12
Good value everyday
12" Pizza Deal
12" pizza with 2 toppings, chips, and large donner kebab.£14.0010" Pizza Deal
10" pizza with 2 toppings, chips, and small donner kebab.£12.00Set Meal 2
Mix pakora or chicken chaat, any 2 chicken or lamb curries from the menu, and rice and nan bread. Served with poppadoms and spiced onions.£19.45PopularSet Meal 1
Vegetable pakora, any chicken or lamb curry from the menu, rice or nan bread. Served with poppadoms and spiced onions.£12.00Set Meal 3
Mix pakora and chicken chaat, any 3 chicken or lamb curries from the menu, and 2 rice and nan bread. Served with poppadoms and spiced onions.£28.50Set Meal 4
Large chicken pakora, mix pakora, any 4 chicken or lamb curries from the menu 2 rice, 2 nan bread, and chips. Served with poppadoms and spiced onions.£37.50
Popular with other people
Chicken Pakora
£7.30Tandoori Mixed Grill
£14.00Any Curry
£8.00Biryani
£9.45Donner Calzone
£7.45Ceylonese Korma
£8.00Two Fat Indian Special
£9.50Chicken Tikka
£7.30Special Jumbo King on Garlic and Cheese Nan
£13.50Spicy Chicken
£7.30
Starters
Chicken Pakora
£5.95PopularMix Pakora
Chicken, veg, and mushroom.£5.95Vegetable Pakora
£4.55Chilli Chicken
£6.00Vegetable Samosa 5 Pieces
£4.00Mushroom Pakora
£4.50Haggis Pakora
£5.50Onion Rings
£5.45Mozzarella Sticks
£4.50Jalapeno Poppers
£5.00Garlic Breaded Mushrooms
£5.00Creamy Garlic Mushrooms
£5.00Spicy Garlic Mushrooms
£5.00Mince Samosa 5 Pieces
£4.45Butterfly King Prawns
£4.45
Pooris
Sweet & sour or spicy.
Aloo Chana Poori
Sweet and sour or spicy.£5.00Garlic Mushroom Poori
Sweet and sour or spicy.£5.00Chicken Poori
Sweet and sour or spicy.£5.45Mince Poori
Sweet and sour or spicy.£5.45
Tandoori Starters
Tandoori Chicken
£6.45Chicken Tikka
£5.45Lamb Tikka
£5.45Chicken Chaat
£5.45Seekh Kebab
£5.45Desi Lamb Chop Starter
£6.45Chef's Special Platter
Veg pakora, chicken pakora, chicken tikka, lamb tikka, and chicken chaat.£8.45
Tandoori Main Meals
All tandoori dishes are cooked in a clay oven & these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce & rice.
Tandoori Mixed Grill
Chicken chat, chicken tikka, lamb tikka, chicken leg, seekh kebab, and nan bread. Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£14.00Salmon Tikka
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£12.45Tandoori Lamb Chop
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£12.45Lamb Shashlik
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£11.45Chicken Tikka
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£10.45Lamb Tikka
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£10.45Half Tandoori Chicken
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£11.45Seekh Kebab
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£10.45Chicken Shashlik
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£11.45Mixed Tikka Meal
Chicken and lamb.Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£10.45Tandoori King Prawns
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£15.45
Old Fine Favourites
Available in: chicken, chicken tikka or lamb (with extra cost). Rice or nan bread not included.
Do-Piaza
A thick sauce with additional onions. Rice or nan bread not included.£7.45Dansac
Dish containing a mixture of lentils. Rice or nan bread not included.£7.45Madras
A fairly hot dish. Rice or nan bread not included.£7.45Saag
A blend of spinach leaves. Rice or nan bread not included.£7.45Patia
A sweet and sour dish with tangy sauce. Rice or nan bread not included.£7.45Curry
Original classic. Rice or nan bread not included.£7.45Bhuna
Thick sauce with ginger, garlic, and tomato. Rice or nan bread not included.£7.45Vindaloo
A very hot dish. Rice or nan bread not included.£7.45Phal
A challenge. Hottest curry available. Rice or nan bread not included.£7.45
Kormas
Ceylonese Korma
Prepared with fresh cream, coconut cream, and a mild spices to give its own individual taste. Rice or nan bread not included.£8.00Original Korma
Rice or nan bread not included.£8.00Kashmiri Korma
Made with yoghurt and saffron milk with pineapple, mangos, or peaches to give a nice fruity taste. Rice or nan bread not included.£8.00Mughlai Korma
A rich creamy dish prepared using fresh cream and mild spices. Rice or nan bread not included.£8.00Punjabi Korma
A rich and creamy dish prepared using green pepper. Rice or nan bread not included.£8.00Chilli Korma
Cooked with fresh cream, garlic ginger, and green chillies. Rice or nan bread not included.£8.00Honey Korma
A mild dish cooked with fresh cream, coconut cream, and honey. Rice or nan bread not included.£8.00
Biryani
Originating from Persia, this simple dish begin as rice & meat baked together in the oven, served with separate curry sauce to complement the tasty dish.
Biryani
Originating from Persia, this simple dish begin as rice and meat baked together in the oven, served with separate curry sauce to complement the tasty dish.£9.45Popular
Vegetarian
Rice or nan bread not included.
Channa Curry
Chickpeas. Rice or nan bread not included.£6.45Tarka Daal
Various. Rice or nan bread not included.£6.45Mixed Vegetable Curry
Rice or nan bread not included.£6.45Aloo Gobi
Potato and cauliflower. Rice or nan bread not included.£6.45Saag Aloo
Potato and spinach. Rice or nan bread not included.£6.45Mushroom and Paneer Balti
Rice or nan bread not included.£7.00Bombay Aloo
Rice or nan bread not included.£6.45Saag Paneer
Rice or nan bread not included.£7.00
House Specialties
Tikka Pasanda
A mild sauce of fresh cream with ground almonds.£10.45Lagan Ki Boti
Try a little tenderness, melt in the mouth Scottish lamb diced, simmered slowly with ginger and garlic.£10.45Tikka Rogan Josh
Prepared with onions, ginger, garlic, and tomatoes.£10.45Butter Chicken
Prepared in a delicate blend of butter, fresh cream, yoghurt cashew nut powder, and herbs.£10.45South Indian Garlic Chilli Chicken Tikka
A fresh garlic and chilli sauce with fresh coriander and a touch of crispy red chilli.£10.45Tikka Jaipuri
Selected chicken tikka pieces blended with subtle touches of herbs and spices, cooked with mushrooms, green peppers, and onions.£10.45Tikka Nentara
Marinated with ground spices and cooked with green peppers and onions.£10.45Tikka Masala
Cooked with green peppers, onions, fresh cream, and ground almonds.£10.45Tikka Chasni
A sweet and sour smooth tangy dish prepared with fresh cream, ground cashew nuts, mild herbs, and spices.£10.45Tikka Jalfrezi
Served with ginger, green peppers, onions, coriander, and tomatoes.£10.45Tikka Punjabi Masala
Cooked with capsicums and onions, delicately flavoured with herbs and spices.£10.45Tikka Mazay Daar
Cooked with garlic, ginger, capsicums, and onions topped with a sauce of fresh cream and cheese.£10.45Tikka Masaledar
Cooked tandoori style with green peppers and onions, blended into a slightly tangy sauce.£10.45Tikka Honey Mint Masala
Cooked with coconut, honey, and mint along with mild spices, korma style.£10.45Kali Mirch Masala
An unusual goanese hot dish prepared with green chillies, boneless chunks of meat, marinated with a hint of tamarind, ginger, garlic, and ground black pepper.£10.45Tikka Pardesi
A medium spiced dish consisting of spinach, cumin, and mushrooms with a touch of coriander.£10.45Tikka Creamy Masala
Cooked in fresh cream and masala almond powder in a rich creamy sauce.£10.45Tikka Garam Masala
Prepared tikka style cooked with garlic butter and a blend of warm spices giving an excellent dish of medium strength.£10.45Tikka Tandoori Masala
Cooked with spiced marinade, can be made to desired strength.£10.45Tikka Achari
Cooked with capsicums, onions, and mixed pickle blended with ginger, garlic, and Punjabi spices giving a medium to hot strength dish.£10.45Tikka Makhani Masala
Cooked in a mild sauce with fresh cream, tomatoes, ground cashew nuts, and ground dried fruits£10.45Tikka Malaidar
Cooked in cream and spinach puree in a medium sauce.£10.45Balti
Cooked with fresh ginger, garlic, onions, peppers, and a touch of mixed pickle giving a beautiful taste.£10.45Karahi
Stir fried style diah, made with cooked peppers and onion in a wok.£10.45
Rice
Pilau Rice
£2.75Special Rice
£4.00Boiled Rice
£2.50Mushroom Rice
£4.00
Bread Basket
Garlic Nan
£3.50Peshwari Nan
£3.75Plain Nan
£3.00Garlic and Cheese Nan
£4.50Paratha
£3.00Cheese Nan
£4.00Mince Nan
£4.50Chapati
£1.25Butter Chapati
£1.50
Accompaniments
2 Poppadoms
£1.50Dips
£0.50Spice Onions
£1.00Curry Sauce
£4.50Speciality Sauce
£5.00
Half and Half Curry
Half and Half Curry
Curry in the same container with fried rice or boiled rice.£5.45
Melts
Two fats famous nan bread with choice of your own topping on a plain, garlic or peshwari nan.
Melts
Two fats famous nan bread with choice of your own topping on a plain, garlic, or Peshwari nan.£9.00
Wraps
All wraps served with meat in a tortilla wrap, with chips on the side. Choose from chicken, donner or spicy chicken.
Wrap
Served with meat and cheese in a tortilla wrap with chips on the side.£5.50
European Dishes
Chicken Popcorn and Chips
£5.75PopularSpecial Fried Chicken and Chips
£6.45Chicken Maryland and Chips
£7.45Chicken Salad and Chips
£6.4510 Pieces Chicken Nuggets and Chips
£6.00Cheese Omelette and Chips
£5.50Breaded Fish
2 Fish.£5.45Breaded Fish and Chips
2 Fish.£6.45
Quick Snacks
Chips
£3.00Chips, Cheese, and Donner
£6.00Chips and Cheese
£4.00Chips, Cheese, and Chicken Pakora
£6.00Chips, Cheese and Spicy Chicken
£6.00Chips and any Curry Sauce
£4.50Chips and Donner
£5.50Garlic Bread
£3.00Garlic Bread with Cheese
£3.50
Burgers
Double Cheeseburger
£5.00Donner Roll
£3.50Hamburger
£3.80Cheeseburger
£3.80Bacon Cheeseburger
£4.45Chicken Burger
£4.30Veggie Burger
£3.50Hot and Spicy Chicken Fillet Burger
£4.30Sky Scraper
2 beefburgers with cheese and donner meat.£6.00
Hoagies
Chips, cheese & meat with salad & sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.
Any Curry
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.£8.00Chicken Pakora
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.£7.30Mixed Meat
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.£7.30Spicy Chicken
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.£7.30Donner
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.£6.30Chicken Tikka
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.£7.30Vegetable Hoagie
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.£6.30
Kids Meals
Chips and Donner
Served with fruit shoot.£4.50Beef Burger and Chips
Served with fruit shoot.£4.50Fish Fingers and Chips
Served with fruit shoot.£4.50Chicken Nuggets and Chips
Served with fruit shoot.£4.508" Cheese Pizza
Served with fruit shoot.£5.00
Kebabs
All kebabs come with pitta bread, salad & sauce. Add cheese topping for an extra cost. Separate sauce or salad for an extra cost.
Special Jumbo King on Garlic and Cheese Nan
Donner, shish, chicken kebab, chicken tikka, and seekh kebab. Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.£13.50PopularTwo Fat Indian Special
Donner, shish, and chicken kebab. Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.£9.50Chicken Shashlik
Served with onion, green peppers, and mushrooms. Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.£6.00Chicken Tikka
Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.£6.00Donner
Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.£5.50Shish
Tender lamb spiced and cooked on a charcoal grill. Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.£6.50Lamb Shaslik
Tender sliced lamb cutlets, sliced onions, mushrooms, and green peppers. Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.£7.00
Pizza
2 Fats Special
Chicken tikka, spicy mince onion, and green chilli.£7.754 Seasons
Chicken, peppers, mushroom, and sweetcorn.£6.00Hot and Spicy
Spicy chicken, spicy mince, and green chilli.£6.00Meat Feast
Chicken, mince, ham, and pepperoni.£6.00Spicy Chicken
£6.00Double Pepperoni
£5.50Cheese
£4.30Hawaiian
Ham and pineapple.£5.50Vegetarian
£5.45Scottish Donner
Chips, donner meat, and kebab sauce.£7.00Turkish Delight
Chicken and donner meat.£5.45Chef's Special
Desi style cooked in pan.£7.45Any Curry
£7.30
Calzones
Donner Calzone
Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.£7.45Mixed Calzone
Chicken tikka, donner meat, spicy chicken, and spiced onions. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.£9.00Create Your Own Calzone
4 items of your choice. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.£9.45Chicken Tikka Calzone
Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.£8.00Spicy Chicken Calzone
£8.00Special Calzone
Chicken tikka, spicy mince, onions, and green chillies. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.£9.00Two Fats Special Calzone
Cheeseburger, donner meat, and chef's special sauce. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.£8.45Any Curry Calzone
Any curry of your choice. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips. Chicken or lamb.£9.00Scottish Donner Calzone
Chips, cheese, and donner meat. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.£8.45
Desserts
2 Slices of Chocolate Fudge Cake
£5.00Ice Cream Tub 500ml
£5.49Ben and jerrys cookie dough
£6.00Two fat nutella pizza
Very new and populer nutella pizza made by two fat indians.£5.95
Munchy Boxes
16" Munchy Box
16" pizza box filled with mix pakora, donner meat, chicken chaat, chips, 4 sauces, salad, onion rings, nan bread, and large bottle of juice.£16.4510" Munchy Box
10" pizza box filled with mix pakora, donner meat, chicken chaat, chips, pakora sauce, kebab sauce, onion rings, pitta bread, and can of juice.£9.4512" Munchy Box
12" pizza box filled with mix pakora, donner meat, chicken chaat, chips, pakora sauce, kebab sauce, onion rings, and can of juice.£13.45