- Adults need around 2000 kcal a day
About Patisserie Valerie - Patchway
Please note, these cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!30% off entire menu
For orders over £25. T&Cs apply
Popular with other people
Patisserie Box 6 Slices
£18.17£25.95Smoked Salmon & Cream Cheese Multi-Seed Bagel
655 kcal
£9.95Patisserie Box 2 Slices
£11.45Valerie Club
1066 kcal
£12.45NEW Goats Cheese Chargrilled Vegetables Croque
£12.95Strawberry Tart
205 kcal
£6.25Patisserie Box 4 Slices
£19.95Wiltshire Ham & Cheese Croissant
483 kcal
£7.95Croque Monsieur
709 kcal
£12.95Strawberry Gateau
502 kcal
£6.25
⭐ BUNDLES⭐
Patisserie Box 6 Slices
£18.17£25.95PopularPatisserie Box 4 Slices
£19.95Patisserie Box 2 Slices
£11.45PopularMacaron Gift Box for 6
£10.95PopularPastry & Hot Drink
£6.00
🍵AFTERNOON TEA🍵
Classic Cream Tea
A plain & a fruit handmade scone with butter, clotted cream, preserves and your choice of our teas or our new house coffee Plain scone 354 Kcal, fruit scone 386 Kca£17.95Madame Valerie's Afternoon Tea for Two.
A selection of indulgent patisserie bites, handmade scones freshly baked in our bakery with jam and clotted cream and dainty finger sandwiches. Cutlery not included.£27.97£39.95
🎂WHOLE CAKES🎂
From birthdays to anniversaries, we have a fantastic variety of celebration cakes. Whether you are looking for a beautiful centerpiece or classic cake, choose and order your celebration cake to pick up from your local Patisserie Valerie store.
Happy Birthday Plaque
The perfect finishing touch to our lovingly handmade cakes.£4.95
🍰HANDMADE PATISSERIE🍰
A selection of our famous individual gateaux and patisserie. Please note, these cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!
Strawberry Tart
All butter tart case filled with St Honore cream, topped with fresh strawberries and finished with a dusting of sugar205 kcal
£6.25Double Chocolate Gateau
Chocolate sponge layers with dark luxury chocolate cream, finished with a chocolate ganache and a white and dark choc swirl.442 kcal
£6.25Strawberry Gateau
Layers of patisserie valerie’s classic light vanilla sponge filled with fresh cream and a strawberry compote. Topped with mirror glazed strawberries and finished with a toasted nibbed almond edge.502 kcal
£6.25NEW Caramel, Honeycomb & Chocolate
Light layers of chocolate sponge filled with rich salted caramel cream and crunchy honeycomb pieces.£6.25NEW Cappuccino Slice
£6.25NEW Chocolate Orange
£6.25Baked Vanilla Cheesecake
A light vanilla cream cheese baked on a crumbly biscuit base.703 kcal
£6.25Black Forest Gateau
Light and fluffy freshly whipped cream layered with juicy dark cherries between sheets of rich chocolate sponge. Decorated with luxuriously plump Amarna cherries and handmade chocolate fans. MAY CONTAIN CHERRY PIPS431 kcal
£6.25Eclair
Our handmade Eclairs are filled with flavours to suit everyone! They are perfect for sharing with family and friends. Enjoy them in the comfort of your back garden or on a summer's day picnic when the sun is shining bright and beautiful.302 kcal
£5.95Mixed Fruit Tart
Currently sold out228 kcal
£6.25Mille-Feuille
Three sheets of hand folded full butter puff pastry sandwich a rich fresh dairy custard St. Honoré cream, decorated in the traditional French way with a soft fondant topping and a hand poured chocolate web design garnish.576 kcal
£6.25Raspberry Tart
Currently sold out326 kcal
£6.25
☕COFFEE & HOT DRINKS☕
Flat White
Flat White - small, milky drink with a very bold flavour of espresso Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery102 kcal
£3.95Latte
Latte - a classic, smooth and milky drink Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery153 kcal
£4.05Hot Chocolate
Hot Chocolate - rich, sweet & smooth Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery209 kcal
£4.15Americano
Americano - regular black coffee, milk is optional Served as a 8oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery0 kcal
£3.75Double Espresso
Double Espresso - double and intense shot of coffee Served as a 4oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery0 kcal
£3.15Cappuccino
Cappuccino - milky coffee topped with smooth foam Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery140 kcal
£4.05Mocha
Mocha - a very rich mix of hot chocolate and espresso Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery196 kcal
£4.35Tea's
SUKI -Tea Makers ethically source and blend loose leaf teas, herbal infusions and fruit blends from all over the world. Their commitment to quality is reflected in responsible sourcing, great taste and delivering the very best customer experiences.£0.00
🥐FROM THE BAKERY🥐
Pain au Chocolat
£3.95Warm Scone
Handmade plain 354 Kcal or fruit scone 371 Kcal, freshly baked in our bakery£3.95Pain au Raisin
£3.95Almond Croissant
Currently sold out£3.95Croissant
£3.45Tea Cakes
Served toasted with Isigny Sainte-Mère® butter£3.95
🥪 LUNCH 🥪
Smoked Salmon & Cream Cheese Multi-Seed Bagel
With peppery rocket, served on a multi seed bagel655 kcal
£9.95Valerie Club
Roast chicken, crispy smoked bacon, Emmental, cherry tomatoes and aioli on sliced sourdough.1066 kcal
£12.45Croque Monsieur
A continental classic filled with Wiltshire ham, extra mature Cheddar & creamy bechamel on a white bloomer709 kcal
£12.95PopularNEW Goats Cheese Chargrilled Vegetables Croque
With extra mature cheddar bechamel on a white bloomer.£12.95PopularChicken Caesar Salad
Roasted chicken breast with lettuce, crunch croutons, sweetcure bacon, flaked Grana Padan0 & our Caesar dressing.1262 kcal
£14.45BLT Sourdough Sandwich
Bacon, lettuce, tomato & mayonnaise on a toasted sourdough617 kcal
£11.95NEW Ham & Cheddar Sourdough Baguette
With wholegrain mustard & rocket, served on a sourdough baguette.607 kcal
£9.95Tuna & Lemon Mayonnaise Baguette
With Cucumber & baby spinach on malted wheat Baguette.592 kcal
£9.45Cucumber & Cream Cheese Multi-Seed Bagel
With peppery rocket, served on a multi-seed bagel.637 kcal
£8.95VegetarianNEW Chicken Salad Baguette
With little gem lettuce, cucumber & chimichurri mayonnaise on a malted wheat baguette.620 kcal
£9.95Goat's Cheese & Sundried Tomato Baguette
With rocket, served on a sourdough baguette.608 kcal
£10.95
🥃DRINKS🥃
Coca-Cola Original Taste
Glass Bottle140 kcal
£3.30Coca-Cola Zero
Glass Bottle0 kcal
£3.30Cawston Press - Cloudy Apple
96 kcal
£3.15Diet Coke
Glass Bottle£3.30
🥤COLD & ICED DRINKS🥤
Strawberry Shake
£4.95Iced Latte
£3.95Iced Americano
£3.95
🍳BREAKFAST🍳
Wiltshire Ham & Cheese Croissant
483 kcal
£7.95Valarie's Buttermilk Pancakes
Warm, fluffy buttermilk pancakes, served with banana, blueberries & honey or Sweetcure bacon & maple syrup.430 kcal
£10.45Cheese & Tomato Croissant
458 kcal
£6.95Vegetarian
🎁 GIFTING 🎁
Macaron Gift Box for 6
£10.95PopularBlue Skinny Candles (12)
£4.50Silver Skinny Candles (x12)
£4.50Pink Skinny Candles (x12)
£4.50Happy Birthday Silver Cake Topper
£6.95