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About Joeie's Takeaway - Brighton
pizza, burgers, kebabs, alcohol, cigarettes & elfbar. Everything you need from one place!25% off entire menu
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Donner Meat and Chips with Cheese (Large)
£12.49Vegetarian Pizza
£16.49£21.99Meal Deal 1
£12.99Margherita Pizza
£15.99Double Pepperoni Pizza
£18.99Meal Deal 2
£14.99Two Mix Chicken shish & lamb donner
£12.49Donner Delight Pizza
£18.74£24.99Chicken Tonight Pizza
£18.74£24.99Blossom Hill Chardonnay 750ml
£12.99
Liquid Gold (poppers) room Odorisor
Liquid Gold (poppers) room Odorisor
£12.99
Elfbar
Elfbar 600 Disposable Pod Kiwi Passion Fruit Guava
£10.99Elfbar 600 Disposable Pod Strawberry Ice
£10.99Elfbar 600 Disposable Pod Pink Lemonade
£10.99
cigarettes
Benson & Hedges Blue 20 Cigarettes
£17.24£22.99
Ready To Drink Premix
Gordon's Pink Gin and Tonic 250ml
£3.49Captain Morgan Spiced With Cola 250ml
£3.49
Alcohol
Beers
Birra Moretti 330ml
£3.99Corona Extra 330ml
£3.99Peroni Nastro Azzurro 330ml
£3.99
spirts
Chekov Vodka 35cl
£12.99
Wine
Blossom Hill Chardonnay 750ml
£12.99Echo Falls Summer Berries Fruit Fusion 750ml
£11.99
15" Pizzas (Buy 1 Get 1 Free)
All our pizzas are made to order on the premises. We only use the highest quality ingredients and fresh dough. All pizzas are brushed with garlic butter. Thin crust, extra toppings and stuffed crust are available.
Double Pepperoni Pizza
Double pepperoni and extra cheese.£17.99£23.99Donner Delight Pizza
Lamb donner, mixed peppers and onions.£18.74£24.99Smoky Pepperoni Pizza
Pepperoni, smoked sausage, bbq sauce, red onion.£17.24£22.99Vegetarian Pizza
Mushroom, sweetcorn, red onions and mixed peppers.£16.49£21.99Chicken Tonight Pizza
Mushroom, bbq chicken, spicy chicken and Mexican chicken.£18.74£24.99Meat Lovers Pizza
Pepperoni, ham, meatballs, spicy pork, beef and red onion.£18.74£24.99Hot and Spicy Pizza
Pepperoni, jalapeno, garlic, salami and red onion.£17.24£22.99Florentina Pizza
Mushroom, spinach, egg and feta cheese.£16.49£21.99Margherita Pizza
Tomato, mozzarella and oregano.£18.99Farmhouse Pizza
Ham and mushroom.£19.99Hawaiian Pizza
Ham and pineapple.£19.99Smoky Joe Pizza
Bbq sauce, bacon, BBQ chicken, mushroom and mixed peppers.£17.24£22.99Four Cheeses Pizza
Mozzarella, red leicester, feta cheese and cheddar.£17.24£22.99Seafood Pizza
Tuna, prawns, onions and fresh tomatoes.£17.99£23.99Smoking Hot Pizza
Bbq sauce, miced peppers, jalapenos, onions, spicy beef and smoke sausage.£18.74£24.99Harvey's special
Pepperoni, Fetta Cheese, Spicy chicken, extra hot green chilli & mix peppers.£19.49£25.99Joey's Special Pizza
Ham, pepperoni, beef, pork, mixed peppers, mushroom, meat balls and spice chicken.£19.49£25.99
12" Pizzas (Buy 1 Get 1 Free)
All our pizzas are made to order on the premises. We only use the highest quality ingredients and fresh dough. All pizzas are brushed with garlic butter. Thin crust, extra toppings and stuffed crust are available.
Margherita Pizza
Tomato, mozzarella and oregano.£15.99Vegetarian Pizza
Mushroom, sweetcorn, red onions and mixed peppers.£17.99Joey's Special Pizza
Ham, pepperoni, beef, pork, mixed peppers, mushroom, meat balls and spice chicken.£17.24£22.99Chicken Tonight Pizza
Mushroom, bbq chicken, spicy chicken and Mexican chicken.£15.74£20.99Four Cheeses Pizza
Mozzarella, red leicester, feta cheese and cheddar.£18.99Double Pepperoni Pizza
Double pepperoni and extra cheese.£19.99Farmhouse Pizza
Ham and mushroom.£16.99Hawaiian Pizza
Ham and pineapple.£16.99Florentina Pizza
Mushroom, spinach, egg and feta cheese.£17.99Smoky Joe Pizza
Bbq sauce, bacon, bbq chicken, mushroom and mixed peppers.£18.99Smoky Pepperoni Pizza
Pepperoni, smoked sausage, bbq sauce, red onion.£18.99Hot and Spicy Pizza
Pepperoni, jalapeno, garlic, salami and red onion.£18.99Seafood Pizza
Tuna, prawns, onions and fresh tomatoes.£19.99Smoking Hot Pizza
Bbq sauce, miced peppers, jalapenos, onions, spicy beef and smoke sausage.£19.99Donner Delight Pizza
Lamb donner, mixed peppers and onions.£15.74£20.99Meat Lovers Pizza
Pepperoni, ham, meatballs, spicy pork, beef and red onion.£15.74£20.99Harvey's special
Pepperoni, Fetta Cheese, Spicy chicken, extra hot green chilli & mix peppers.£17.24£22.99
9" Pizzas (Buy 1 Get 1 Free)
All our pizzas are made to order on the premises. We only use the highest quality ingredients and fresh dough. All pizzas are brushed with garlic butter. Thin crust, extra toppings and stuffed crust are available at extra cost for each topping.
Margherita Pizza
Tomato, mozzarella and oregano.£13.99Meat Lovers Pizza
Pepperoni, ham, meatballs, spicy pork, beef and red onion.£19.99Hot and Spicy Pizza
Pepperoni, jalapeno, garlic, salami and red onion.£17.99Hawaiian Pizza
Ham and pineapple.£15.99Four Cheeses Pizza
Mozzarella, red leicester, feta cheese and cheddar.£17.99Double Pepperoni Pizza
Double pepperoni and extra cheese.£18.99Vegetarian Pizza
Mushroom, sweetcorn, red onions and mixed peppers.£16.99Farmhouse Pizza
Ham and mushroom.£15.99Florentina Pizza
Mushroom, spinach, egg and feta cheese.£16.99Smoky Joe Pizza
Bbq sauce, bacon, bbq chicken, mushroom and mixed peppers.£17.99Smoky Pepperoni Pizza
Pepperoni, smoked sausage, bbq sauce, red onion.£17.99Seafood Pizza
Tuna, prawns, onions and fresh tomatoes.£18.99Smoking Hot Pizza
Bbq sauce, miced peppers, jalapenos, onions, spicy beef and smoke sausage.£18.99Donner Delight Pizza
Lamb donner, mixed peppers and onions.£19.99Chicken Tonight Pizza
Mushroom, bbq chicken, spicy chicken and Mexican chicken.£19.99Harvey's special
Pepperoni, Fetta Cheese, Spicy chicken, extra hot green chilli & mix peppers.£16.49£21.99Joey's Special Pizza
Ham, pepperoni, beef, pork, mixed peppers, mushroom, meat balls and spice chicken.£16.49£21.99
Pizza Meals
Single Pizza Deal (9")
Any pizza excludes buy one get one free.£11.99Meal for 2
12" pizza with 3 toppings, 2 garlic bread, 2 fries, coleslaw, 2 desserts, a bottle of soft drink, excluding Ben and Jerry's and Haagen Dazs.£19.49£25.99Single Pizza Deal (12")
Any pizza excludes buy one get one free.£12.99Meal for 1
9" pizza with 3 toppings, garlic bread, fries, coleslaw, desserts, a can of soft drink, excluding Ben and Jerry's and Haagen Dazs.£18.99Single Pizza Deal (15")
Any pizza excludes buy one get one free.£13.99
Special Offers
Meal Deal 1
Any burger with large fries and can of soft drinks.£12.99PopularMeal Deal 2
Any kebab with regular fries and a can of soft drink.£14.99
Chicken Meals
Chicken Meal 4
5 hot wings, fries and a can of soft drink.£10.49Chicken Poppers Meal
Chicken popcorn, fries and a can of soft drink.£11.99Chicken Meal 2
2 pieces of chicken, fries and a can of soft drink.£10.49Chicken Meal 5
3 pieces of chicken, 2 hot wings, fries and a can of soft drink.£13.49Chicken Meal 3
1 piece of chicken, 3 hot wings, fries and a can of soft drink.£10.49Twist Meal
Chicken twist, fries and a can of soft drink.£12.49Chicken Meal 1
1 piece of chicken, fries and a can of soft drink.£8.49
Kebabs
Served with salad and sauce.
Donner Meat and Chips with Cheese (Large)
£12.49PopularDonner Meat and Chips (Large)
£11.49Donner Kebab
£9.49Lamb Shish
£10.99Two Mix Chicken shish & lamb donner
£12.49Chicken Shish
£10.49Falafel in Pitta
£7.99
Burgers
Cheese Burger
£5.99Chicken Tower Burger
£7.49Donner Burger
£7.49Chicken Burger
£6.49Original Burger
£5.75Half "N" Half
1/4 Beef, 1/4 chicken, cheese, salad & sauce ( a half pounder with beef and chicken.£8.99Mad Burger
Bacon, mushroom, cheese, jalapeno and garlic mayo.£7.49Bacon Burger
£6.49Joey's Special Burger
Bacon, pineapple, extra cheese and garlic mayo.£7.99Veggie Burger
£5.99Hawaiian Burger
Beef patty With pineapple and cheese.£6.49Mushroom Burger
Beef patty with Mushroom and cheese.£6.49
Chicken
Chicken Goujons
5 or 8 pieces.£6.99PopularHot and Spicy Chicken Wings
5 or 8 pieces.£6.99Chicken Poppers
£7.49Chicken Nuggets
5 or 8 pieces.£5.491 Southern Fried Chicken Pieces
£3.49Chicken Twist
£8.99
Kids Meals
Kids Nugget Meal
5 pieces chicken nuggets, fries and can of soft drink.£9.49Kids Pizza Meal
09" pizza meal, 2 toppings of your choice and Ribena.£10.99
Side Orders
Mozzarella Sticks
Regular or large.£5.49Chips and Cheese
Regular or large.£5.49PopularFries
Regular or large.£4.49Onion Rings
Regular or large.£4.49Curly Fries
Regular or large.£4.99Jalapeno Cream Cheese
Regular or large.£5.49Garlic Bread with Cheese (4 Pieces)
£5.49Potato Wedges
Regular or large.£4.99Garlic Dough Bread with Cheese
£5.49Coleslaw
£3.99Garlic Bread (4 Pieces)
£4.496 Dough Balls
£4.49Potato Wedges with Cheese
Regular or large.£5.99Garlic Mushroom with Cheese
£5.49Garlic Mushroom
£4.49Garlic Dough Bread
£4.496 Dough Balls with Cheese
£5.49Mix Salad
£3.99
Dips
Garlic Mayo
£1.25Mayonnaise
£1.25Ketchup
£1.25Bbq
£1.25Chilli
£1.251000 Island
£1.25Blue Cheese
£1.25
Haagen Dazs Ice Cream (500ml)
Strawberry and Cheese Cake
£8.99Belgium Chocolate
£8.99Cookies and Cream
£8.99
Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (500ml)
Cookie Dough
£8.99Chocolate Fudge Brownie
£8.99Phish Food
£8.99
Desserts
4 warm white chocolate cookies
4 warm white chocolate cookies£5.49Popular4 warm double chocolate cookies
4 warm double chocolate cookies£5.49Banoffee Cream Pie
£4.49Chocolate Fudge Cake
£4.49Strawberry Cheesecake
£4.49Dime Bar Crunch
£4.49
Drinks
Coca cola 1.25l
£4.99Sprite can
£3.75Coca-Cola can
£3.75Yazoo Milkshake Chocolate
£3.99Mineral Water 500ml
£2.99Tango orange 1.5l
£4.997up 1.5l
£4.99Fanta orange can
£3.75Dr pepper
£3.75Diet cola 1.25l
£4.99pepsi max can
£3.75Diet Coca-Cola can
£3.75Rio can
£3.75Yazoo Milkshake Banana
£3.99Yazoo Milkshake Strawberry (Can)
£3.99Ribena Strawberry 250ml
0.25L.£3.75Ribena Blackcurrant 250ml
0.25L.£3.75
Energy drinks
Red bull 250ml
£3.49