Upland's Diner - Swansea delivery from Swansea

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Jumbo Breakfast
£8.95
Regal Breakfast
£12.50
Uplands Special Breakfast
£8.25
The Family Beast
£17.00
Deluxe Breakfast
£10.00
Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
£9.95
Breakfast Baguette
£5.95
Americano
£10.25
Beef Roast Dinner
£11.50
Beef Lasagne
£9.95

ALL DAY BREAKFASTS - Breakfast items may only be removed, NOT swapped. Swap requests will NOT be observed.

Jumbo Breakfast
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, Beans, Sliced Potatoes, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£8.95
Popular
Regal Breakfast
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, 1 Black Pudding, Beans, Plum Tomatoes, Mushrooms, 1 Hash Brown, 1 Toast & 1 Fried Bread.
£12.50
Popular
The Family Beast
5 Bacon, 5 Sausages, 4 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£17.00
Uplands Special Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Hash Brown, Mushrooms, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.25
Popular
Deluxe Breakfast
2 streaky smoked bacon, 1 Gourmet Pork sausage, 1 egg, baked beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, diced herbed potatoes & 1 sourdough toast
£10.00
The Mega Beast
8 Bacon, 8 Sausages, 6 Hash Browns, 4 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast & 4 Bread and Butter.
£23.60£29.50
Americano
6oz rump steak, 2 eggs & seasoned potatoes.
£10.25
Veggie Breakfast
2 veggie sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 fried eggs, beans, plum tomatoes, mushrooms, 1 bread & butter and 1 toast
£8.25
Diners Delight Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, Sliced Potatoes, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.25
Vegan Breakfast
2 vegan sausages, baked beans, mushrooms, plum tomatoes, spinach & 1 toast with vegan spread
£9.25
Builders Load Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Black Pudding, Beans & 1 White Toast
£7.95

Sides

Hash Brown
£1.25
Pork Sausage
£1.25
Curly Fries
£3.50
Egg
£1.50
Gourmet Lincolnshire Pork Sausage
£1.50
Cheesy Garlic Bread
£4.50
Bacon
£1.25
Mushrooms
£1.75
Plum Tomatoes
£1.00
Black Pudding
£1.50
Baked Beans
£1.75
Mozzarella Sticks (4)
£5.00
Toast (white only)
£0.70
Halal Sausage (Beef & Chicken)
£1.50
Seasoned Potatoes
£3.25
Fried Bread
£0.80
Onion Rings (8)
£4.50
Small Chips
£2.50
Cheesy Chips
£3.75
Mashed Potato
£2.00
Eggy Bread
£1.00
Chips, Covered in Pulled Pork & Grated Cheese
£7.95
Fried Potatoes
£3.25
House Slaw
£1.50
Pepper Sauce
£2.95
Chicken Strips (6)
£6.50
Bubble & Squeak
£2.00
Pot of Gravy
£1.75
Garlic Bread
£3.50
Side Salad
£1.70
Grated Cheese
£1.75
Bread & Butter (white only)
£0.60
Sourdough Toast
£1.00
Veggie Sausage (Richmond)
£1.25
Spaghetti Hoops
£1.75
White Rice
£1.75
Gluten Free Toast (White Only)
£1.00
Garlic Bread with Chopped Bacon & Melted Cheese
£5.50

Sauce Sachets

Heinz Ketchup 26ml Squeeze Me Portion
£0.50
Brown HP Sauce Sachet
£0.20
Mayonnaise Sachet
£0.20
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.40

Soft Drinks / Juices

Oasis Citrus Punch 500ml bottle
£2.00
Coca-Cola 330ml can
Original Taste
£1.50
Apple Juice 500ml bottle JUICEBURST
£1.70
Coca-Cola 1.25 litre bottle
Original Taste
£3.50
Oasis Summer Fruits 500ml bottle
£2.00
Powerade 500ml Berry & Tropical
£2.00
Orange Juice 400ml bottle JUICEBURST
£1.70
Dr Pepper 330ml can
£1.50
Coca-Cola 500ml bottle
Original Taste
£2.00
4 pint bottle of Semi Skimmed Milk
£2.00
Diet Coke 330ml can
£1.35
Tango Orange 1.5 litre bottle
£3.50
Lipton’s Lemon Ice Tea
£2.25
Monster Energy Drink 500ml can
£2.25
Monster Energy Ultra 500ml Can - Zero Sugar
£2.25
Fanta Orange 330ml can
£1.50
Coca-Cola Cherry 330ml can
£1.50
Pepsi Max No Sugar 330ml can
£1.35
Ice Valley Still Water 500ml bottle
£1.00
Lucozade Energy Orange 500ml bottle
£2.00
Fanta Lemon 330ml Can
£1.50
Coca-Cola Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£1.35
Fruit Shoot Apple and Blackcurrant 200ml bottle
£1.00
Diet Coke 1.25 Litre bottle
£3.50
White’s Lemonade 1.5lt. Bottle
£3.50
Starbucks Frappuccino Mocha Chocolate Flavoured Milk Iced Coffee 250ml bottle
£2.50
Starbucks Frappuccino Caramel Flavoured Milk Iced Coffee 250ml bottle
£2.50
4 pint bottle of Whole Milk
£2.00
Fanta Fruit Twist 330ml can
£1.50
7up Zero 330ml Can
£1.35

Milk Shakes 16oz

Please note: We cannot 100% guarantee that any of our milkshakes do NOT contain nuts. If in doubt, please do not order one. Thank you.

Nutella Milkshake
£4.95
Strawberry Milkshake
£4.95
Oreo Milkshake
£4.95
Ferrero Rocher Milkshake
£4.95
Mint Aero Milkshake
£4.95
Caramel Milkshake
£4.95
Vanilla Milkshake
£4.95
Kinder Chocolate Milkshake
£4.95
Chocolate Milkshake
£4.95
Reese’s Milkshake
£4.95
Crunchie Milkshake
£4.95
Malteser Milkshake
£4.95
Bounty Milkshake
£4.95
Hazelnut Milkshake
£4.95

Smoothies

Berry Go Round Smoothie
Strawberries, Raspberries & Blackberries. Blended with Apple Juice.
£4.75
Pash ‘n’ Shoot Smoothie
Passion fruit, pineapple & mango. Blended with apple juice.
£4.75
Big 5
Pineapple, Mango, Kiwi & Strawberries, blended with Apple Juice.
£4.75

Frappes

A delicious blend of crushed ice, cold milk, coffee, ice cream and the flavour of your choice from below, topped with whipped cream.

Caramel Frappe
£4.75
Chocolate Frappe
£4.75
Coffee Frappe
£4.75
Vanilla Frappe
£4.75
Hazelnut Frappe
£4.75

Wine (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD)

Jack Rabbit Merlot (Red) 750ml
Wine of California, USA. Vibrant berry and spice. Jack Rabbit Merlot is a smooth and fruity red wine full of berry flavours. If you like your red wines mellow, ask for Jack! The life and soul of the party with a twinkle in his eye, Jack serves up easy to drink wines that are lively and full of fruit flavours. Inspired by the good times, these wines are great to enjoy whatever the occasion. A medium-bodied wine with fruity berry and plum aromas and a smooth finish.
£11.00
Jack Rabbit Pinot Grigio (White) 750ml
Wine of Veneto, Italy. Crisp, zesty apples. Jack Rabbit Pinot Grigio is dry and crisp with flavours of fresh apple. If you like your white wines light and vibrant. Ask for Jack! The life and soul of the party with a twinkle in his eye. Jack serves up easy to drink wines that are lively and full of fruit flavours. Inspired by the good times, these wines are great to enjoy whatever the occasion. Fresh, floral aromas with a soft mouthfeel and good acidity.
£11.00

Lager (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD - £5 MINIMUM FOOD SPEND)

San Miguel 440ml can 5.0% alc vol
£3.50
Budweiser 440ml can 4.5%
£3.50

Cider (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD - £5 MINIMUM FOOD SPEND)

Strongbow 440ml can 4.5% alc vol
£3.50

Roast Dinners

All of the following dinners come with Yorkshire pudding, boiled or mashed potato, 1 roastie, the 4 veg of the day & gravy.

Beef Roast Dinner
£11.50
Popular
Gammon Ham Dinner
£11.50
Turkey Roast Dinner
£11.50
Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
£11.50
Cauliflower Cheese (for 2)
£3.95
Sausages in Onion Gravy (3) Dinner
£11.50
Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
Sausages used are both Vegetarian AND Vegan
£11.50
Vegetarian
Pigs in Blankets (for 2)
£3.95
Roasted Parsnips (for 2)
£2.95
Vegetarian
Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
£11.50
Vegetarian
Broccoli (for 2)
£3.00
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.40

Carvery Baguettes

With or without butter, and served with chips & pot of gravy. A freshly baked baguette filled with the following:

Fresh Roast Hot Turkey Baguette
In gravy with cranberry sauce and home-made stuffing.
£8.50
Fresh Roast Hot Beef Baguette
In gravy with horse radish sauce
£8.50

Classic Burgers

Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.25
Half Pounder Burger
£8.75

Gourmet Burgers

Mega Snowman Burger
8oz gourmet burger topped with pulled pork & another 8oz gourmet burger. Crowned with bacon, egg & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£12.50
Snowman Burger
Gourmet burger topped with our famous pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£10.25
SFC Burger
Chicken fillet in breadcrumbs, topped with smoked streaky bacon and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£9.75
The Beast Burger
4 quarter pound burgers, topped with burger cheese & layered with lettuce, tomato and red onion. Served with chips.
£11.00
Signature Burger
Gourmet burger topped with egg, smoked streaky bacon, hash brown, field mushroom and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£10.25

Gourmet Hotdogs

Served with chips, or an alternative potato side of your choice

Pulled Pork Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with BBQ pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese.
£8.95
Sweet Onion Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with smoked bacon & caramelised red onion.
£8.95
Plain & Basic Hot Dog
A jumbo hot dog (12"), nothing on it. Served with chips.
£6.50

Gourmet Dishes

Philly Sub
Slices of beef, diced with chopped onions, seasoned & topped with provencal cheese. Sweated down on hot griddle & loaded into a sub roll. Served with chips.
£9.95
Nutella Waffles
2 vanilla waffles smothered with Nutella & dusted with powdered sugar.
£7.50
Bacon & Egg Stack
3 pieces of thick sliced bread, soaked in 4 beaten eggs, cream, nutmeg & sugar. Stacked & layered with premium cut thick back bacon, drizzled with maple syrup & dusted with powdered sugar.
£7.50
Pulled Pork Sub
Pork marinated & slow cooked for 6 hours Served with a chilli dip. Served with chips.
£9.25
Pancake Breakfast
3 buttermilk pancakes drizzled with maple syrup, dusted with powdered sugar, served with 2 bacon & 1 egg.
£7.95

Favourites

Beef Lasagne
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£9.95
Chicken Curry
£9.95
Steak, Mushroom & Ale Pie
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£9.50
8oz Gammon
£9.95

Specials

Corned Beef & Potato Pie
Served with Peas, and either chips or mash. With or without gravy.
£9.50
Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
£9.95
Cauliflower & Broccoli Cheese Bake
£8.95
Dirty Fries with Pulled Pork & Cheese Sauce
Fries topped with our home-made pulled pork, sliced jalapeños and melted cheese.
£8.95
2 Faggots & Gravy
£9.25
Liver, Bacon & Onions
Served with Peas, and Chips or Mash
£9.50
Sausages with Onion Gravy, Peas & Carrots
£9.25
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli
£9.95
Curried Cauliflower and Red Peppers Curry
£9.25
Beef Chilli
£9.25

Grills

Served with peas, grilled tomato, mushrooms & chips.

12oz Rump Steak
£13.95
16oz Mixed Grill
Rump steak, pork chop, lamb chop, gammon, egg & sausage.
£14.95
Pepper Sauce
£2.95
6oz Rump Steak
£9.95

Chicken

Hunters Chicken
Slices of chicken breast topped with bacon, BBQ sauce and smothered in melted cheese, served with peas and your choice of potato side.
£9.50
American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.50

Fish

Served with peas and chips, or an alternative potato side of your choice

Fish Finger Sandwich
2 slices of buttered soft white bread, loaded with fresh & crispy iceberg lettuce, tomato, 4 fish fingers & creamy mayonnaise. Served with chips.
£7.50
Fish Fingers (6)
£7.95

Dips

Garlic Mayo Dip
£0.70
BBQ Dip
£0.70
Yoghurt & Mint Dip
£0.70
Chipotle Dip (Smoked Chilli Pepper)
£0.70
Piri Piri Dip
£0.70
Sweet Chilli Dip
£0.70
Mint Mayo Dip
£0.70
Chilli Mayo Dip
£0.70
Pesto Mayo Dip
£0.70
Salsa Dip
£0.70

Baguettes

(White only)

Bacon & Sausage Baguette
£5.00
Breakfast Baguette
Includes: 2 bacon, 1 sausage, 1 egg & mushrooms.
£5.95
Popular
Bacon Baguette
£4.25
Bacon & Egg Baguette
£5.00
Chicken Baguette
£5.50
Sausage Baguette
£4.25
Sausage & Egg Baguette
£5.00
Tuna Mayo Baguette
£4.75
Cheese Baguette
£4.75
Tuna & Sweetcorn Baguette
£4.95
Ham Baguette
£4.75

Gourmet Breakfast Brioche Rolls

Smoked Streaky Bacon, Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£6.50
Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£5.95
Streaky Smoked Bacon & Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.95
Smoked Streaky Bacon Brioche Roll
4 streaky bacon rashers
£5.00
Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.00

Halal Section

All halal meals are prepared & cooked completely separate from any other meats.

Halal Megabeast
10 Halal Sausages, 8 Hash Browns, 6 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast and 4 Bread & Butter.
£23.60£29.50
Halal
Halal Half Pounder Burger
£8.75
The Halal Family Beast
5 Halal Sausages, 5 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Chips, Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£17.00
Halal Jumbo
2 halal sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 eggs (fried or scrambled), beans, plum tomatoes , mushrooms, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£8.95
Halal Spicy American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.50
Halal Plain American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.50
Halal Rump Steak (6oz)
Served with peas, grilled tomato & mushrooms.
£9.95
Halal Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.25
Halal Rump Steak (12oz)
Served with peas, tomatoes & mushrooms.
£13.95
Pepper Sauce
£2.95

Vegetarian

Spicy Bean Burger
A delicious blend of spiced vegetables & beans in parsley breadcrumbs. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion. Served with chips.
£7.95
Veggie Burger
A delicious blend of vegetables wrapped in a breadcrumb coating. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion & served with chips.
£7.95
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce
£9.95
Curried Cauliflower and Red Peppers Curry & Rice
£9.25

Vegan

The Vegan Burger
A vegan burger served with lettuce, tomato, onion, and vegan mayo.
£9.75
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce
£9.95
Curried Cauliflower and Red Peppers Curry & Rice
£9.25

Wraps

Except the breakfast wrap and the pulled pork wrap, each wrap is served with or without salad (inside the wrap), together with regular, mint or garlic mayonnaise & served with chips or nachos.

Southern Fried Chicken Wrap
£6.95
Breakfast Wrap
Includes: bacon, egg, sausage & mushrooms. Served with nachos or chips.
£6.95
Tuna Wrap
£6.95

Jacket Potatoes

Grated Cheese Jacket Potato
£5.75
Tuna Mayo Jacket Potato
£5.95
Baked Beans Jacket Potato
£5.25
Melted Cheese Jacket Potato
£5.75
Tuna Jacket Potato
£5.95
Chicken Curry Jacket Potato
£6.95

Salads

Ham Salad
£9.95
Tuna Salad
£9.95
Cheese Salad
£9.95
Beef Salad
£9.95
Turkey Salad
£9.95
Chicken Salad
£9.95

Kids Meals

Served with beans or peas & chips or mash.

Kids Chicken Nuggets (5)
£5.00
Kids Sausage (1)
£5.00
Kids Turkey Dinner
£7.50
Kids Chicken Burger
£5.00
Kids Fish Fingers (3)
£5.00
Kids Beef Dinner
£7.50

Desserts

Apple Crumble
£4.95
Sticky Toffee Pudding
£4.95
Chocolate Fudge Cake
£4.50
Patisserie Apple Sponge
a Deliciously moist sponge, studded with chunky pieces of fresh cinnamon rolled apple. Swirled with lashings of sticky toffee sauce baked together with scatterings of oaty crumble. Drizzled with lashings of toffee sauce and fondant icing to finish.
£4.50
Strawberries & Cream Cheesecake
Topped with strawberry halves and drizzled with white chocolate on a crunchy biscuit base.
£4.50
Triple Chocolate Brownie Slice
£2.50
Jam Sponge
£4.95
Lemon Drizzle Cake
A light, soft sponge with an ice sticky topping, infused with Lemon. Served with, or without custard.
£4.50
Cookie Dough 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.25
Chocolate Fudge Brownie 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.25