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Premium Quality Smash Burgers, Loaded Fries and Wings. 100% Halal.
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Classic Mess
£9.99Messy Chicken Loaded Fries
£7.95Messy Zing, Chips and a Drink
£12.00Chicken Goujons (5 Pieces)
£6.99Hot Mess
£9.99BBQ Mess
£10.99Messy Crispy Wings (5 Pieces)
£7.00Messy Beef Loaded Fries
£7.95Messy Keto Burger (450 Calories)
450 kcal
£9.99Messy Zing Burger (Burger Only)
£7.50
Messy Burgers
Gluten-free buns available. All Smash Burgers are made from 100% Halal Premium Quality British Beef. Always Fresh!
Classic Mess
Double smash beef patties, American cheese, lettuce, onions, gherkins, Messy chef's special sauce covered in warm molten cheese.£9.99Messy Chicken Burger, Thin Fries and a Drink
Butter Toasted Brioche Bun, Crispy Chicken Fillet, Lettuce, Red Onions, crispy onion, Messy Chef Classic Sauce, Molten Cheese. Comes with Skinny Fries and a Drink£12.00PopularMessy Ranch Burger (New)
A juicy beef smashed with white onions infusing them wit in the patty, layered with molten cheese that oozes with every bite. Topped with crispy onions for a satisfying crunch, tangy gherkins for a zesty kick, and Messy Chef’s homemade ranch sauce—a creamy, tangy blend that ties it all together. Every bite is a flavour-packed masterpiece, crafted for true burger lovers!£11.00HalalMessy Zing, Chips and a Drink
Hot & Spicy Crispy Chicken Fillet, Lettuce, Onions, Molten Cheese, Sliced Cheese, crispy onion, Messy Chef Special Burger Sauce, all put in a Butter brushed and toasted brioche bun.£12.00Messy Wagyu Burger (Halal)
Butter Brushed and Toasted Seeded Brioche from Artisan Bakery, Double Smashed Premium Halal Wagyu Beef Patties, American cheese, lettuce, onions, Crispy onion, gherkins, Messy Classic Sauce, covered in warm molten cheese.£19.99Messy Halloumi Burger (New)
Butter brushed and toasted Brioche Bun, Halloumi Patty Grilled, Lettuce, Red onion, Tomato, Gherkin or Jalapeno, Choice of Sauce.£9.99VegetarianBBQ Mess
Double smash beef patties, American sheese, smokey turkey bacon, lettuce, onions, Messy chef's special BBQ sauce covered in warm molten cheese.£10.99Hot Mess
Double smash beef patties, American cheese, lettuce, onions, jalapeños, Messy chef's special hot sauce covered in warm molten cheese.£9.99Messy Smashed Croissant Burger (NEW & Exclusive)
Two Smashed and Toasted Butter Croissant, Two Smashed Beef Patties/Hot & Spicy Crispy Chicken Fillet, Red Onion, Lettuce, Gherkins, Sliced Cheese, Choice of Sauce, Crispy Onion and Molten Cheese.£12.00Ultimate Mess
Quadruple smash beef patties, American double cheese, smokey turkey bacon, Messy chef's special sauce covered in molten cheese.£14.99Pink Mess (Breast Cancer Awareness)
Pink brioche bun, double beef smash patties, lettuce, onions, American cheese, gherkins, crispy onions topped up with warm molten cheese and choice of sauce. £1 gets donated in support of breast cancer awareness from every burger sold.£10.99Ultimate Messy Zing
Double hot and spicy crispy chicken fillets, lettuce, onions, gherkins, Messy Chef special burger sauce covered in warm molten cheese.£12.00
What's New, Messy Chef?
Chicken Shawarma Rice-box
Chicken Shawarma on top of Pilau rice, side salad and choice of sauce.£7.00Single Smashed Cheeseburger, Fries & Drink
Single Smashed Beef Patty with cheese, butter toasted Brioche Bun, choice of sauce.£6.99HalalMessy Stir-fried Indomie Noodles (NEW)
2 Packs of Indomie Instant Noodles Stir Fried with Seasonal Mixed Vegetables, Light Soy Sauce, topped with Choice of Protein loaded to it, comes with a choice of sauce.£6.00HalalMessy Smashed Croissant Burger (NEW & Exclusive)
£12.00Messy Smashed Burger Taco (2) (New)
2 Butter Brushed Taco Tortilla Smashed with Beef Patty, American Cheese, Lettuce, Choice of Sauce, Optional add-ons: Fresh Salsa, Molten Cheese and Turkey Bacon.£8.50Sriracha Flavoured Fries
£4.50Messy Grilled Wings (5 Pieces)
£5.99Halal
Messy Loaded Fries and Nachos
Messy Chicken Loaded Fries
French fries topped with Crispy chicken slices, molten cheese, Jalapenos and choice of sauce.£7.95PopularMessy Beef Loaded Tatertots
Tatertots topped with minced beef cooked in salsa, jalapeños, molten cheese and choice of sauce.£9.50HalalMessy Beef Loaded Fries
French fries topped with minced beef, salsa, jalapeños, molten cheese and choice of sauce.£7.95PopularMessy Chicken Loaded Nachos
Nachos topped with Crispy Chicken slices, molten cheese, Jalapenos and choice of sauce.£7.95Messy Beef Loaded Nachos
Nachos topped with minced beef cooked in salsa, jalapeños, molten cheese and choice of sauce.£7.95Halal
Messy Healthy Meals🏋️
Messy Keto Burger (450 Calories)
Double Smashed Beef Patties on a bed of Salad made with Shredded Lettuce, Tomatoes, Red onion, Olive Oil, Classic Sauce and Molten Cheddar Cheese. Protein: 22.8g450 kcal
£9.99Messy Peri-Peri Chicken Salad (High Protein)
Peri-Peri marinated grilled Chicken fillets (120g) on a bed of Salad made with Shredded lettuce, diced tomatoes, diced gherkins, red onion, olive oil, Classic Sauce. Protein: 30.4g323 kcal
£8.99Messy Plant Protein Power (Vegan)
Moving Mountain Plant Based Patty on a bed of Salad made with Shredded Lettuce, Tomatoes, Red onion, Olive Oil, Vegan Mayo and Vegan Cheese. Protein: 15g518 kcal
£8.99Messy Protein Shake (Vanilla)
£3.50Messy Protein Shake (Strawberry)
Vanilla Flavoured Protein Powder (1 scoop) mixed with Frozen Strawberries and Whole Milk. Protein: 30g£3.99
Messy Wings
Messy Crispy Wings (3 Pieces)
Deep fried crispy chicken wings flavoured with choice of one of our Messy special sauce served with molten cheese dip(optional).£5.00Messy Crispy Wings (5 Pieces)
Deep fried crispy chicken wings flavoured with choice of one of our Messy special sauce served with molten cheese dip(optional).£7.00Popular
Messy Tacos
Cajun Spiced Prawn Tacos (2)
£9.60HalalMessy Smashed Burger Taco (2) (New)
2 Butter Brushed Taco Tortilla Smashed with Beef Patty, American Cheese, Lettuce, Choice of Sauce, Optional add-ons: Fresh Salsa, Molten Cheese and Turkey Bacon.£8.50
Messy Wraps & Hotdogs
Messy Shawarma (Chicken)
Shawarma spiced thin slices of roasted chicken sautéed with onions, Lettuce, chips, topped with gherkins and Toum (pungent garlic) Sauce, all put in a butter toasted tortilla wrap.£8.50Messy Crispy Chicken Wrap (Mayo)
Butter Toasted Tortilla Wrap, Crispy Chicken Fillet, Lettuce, Red onion, Mayo, Molten Cheese, fried potatoes.£7.00HalalMessy Hot & Spicy Crispy Chicken Wrap (Hot)
Butter Toasted Tortilla Wrap, Hot & Spicy Crispy Chicken Fillet, Lettuce, Red onion, Hot Sauce, Cheese, fried potatoes.£7.00Messy Hotdogs (Halal)
£7.00Halal
Gulf's Favourite Menu
Messy Zing Burger (Burger Only)
£7.50Messy Chicken Loaded Fries
£7.95Awar Qalb (12oz)
£5.50Messy Wagyu Burger (Halal)
Butter Brushed and Toasted Seeded Brioche Bun, Double Smashed finest quality Wagyu Beef Patties, Lettuce, Red Onion, Sliced Cheese, Molten Cheese, Crispy Onion, Gherkins, Classic Sauce.£19.99Messy Strawberry Redbull Mix
£3.50
Messy Shakes, Smoothies, Mocktails
Biscoff Milkshake
£5.50Kinder Milkshake
£5.50Ferrero Milkshake
£5.50Oreo Milkshake
£5.50Messy Green Smoothie (Iron & Fibre Load)
Avocado, spinach, Mango and Ice.£4.99Strawberry & Mint Redbull Mix
£3.50Mango Passion Redbull Mix
£3.50Messy Berry Smoothie (Extreme Detox)
Mixed berries, Apples and Ice.£4.99Messy Mango Passion Smoothie (Immune Power)
Mango chunks, passion fruit purée and Ice.£4.99Pumpkin Spice Iced Latte
£3.99Vanilla Milkshake
£5.00Lychee Redbull Mix
£3.50Blueberry & Mint Redbull Mix
£3.50Mojito Redbull Mix (Non-alcoholic)
£3.50
Messy Rice-box
Peri-Peri Grilled Chicken Ricebox
Comes with choice of sauce and a little portion of salad.£7.00Zing Ricebox
Hot & Spicy Crispy Chicken Fillet Sliced, Spicy Mexican Rice, Salad, Choice of Sauce.£7.00HalalCrispy Chicken Ricebox
£7.00
Chicken Goujons
Chicken Goujons (5 Pieces)
Five pieces of deep fried crispy chicken strips served with choice of one of our Messy special sauces and molten cheese dip(optional).£6.99Halal3x Goujons & Chips
£6.99
Kid's Meal
Kids' Goujon and Chips
Three pieces of deep fried crispy chicken strips served with Ketchup. Served with fries.£6.99Kids' Chicken Burger, Chips and a Juice
Brioche style bun, Crispy Chicken Fillet, American Cheese, Mayo, comes with a side of chips.£6.99Kids Popcorn Chicken And Chips
Portion of Popcorn Chicken and a portion of chips with choice of sauce£6.99Kids' Cheeseburger, Chips and A Juice
Single handcrafted premium quality Smash beef Patty with American cheese, and ketchup. Comes with small portion of skin on french fries.£6.99
Sides and Dips
Popcorn Chicken (16 pieces)
£4.99Cheesy Fries
Fries topped with signature messy molten cheese.£4.99Mozzarella Truffle Fries (New)
£4.99Chilli Cheese Nuggets (5 pieces)
£4.99Mac n Cheese Bites (4 pieces)
£4.99Piri-Piri Fries
£4.50Skin-on-Fries
Vegan.£3.99Onion Rings (6 pcs)
£3.99Ketchup
£0.50Messy Classic Sauce
£0.99Molten Cheese Dip
£2.99Messy Hot Sauce
Very hot.£0.99Mayonnaise
£0.50Garlic Mayo
£0.99Sweet Chilli Dip
£0.99Skinny French Fries
£3.00Sriracha Flavoured Fries
£4.50Cajun Fries
£4.50Sweet Potato Fries
£4.99Messy BBQ Sauce
£0.99Vegan Mayo
Vegan.£0.99
Messy Desserts
Chocolate Brownie with Icecream
£4.99Biscoff Cheesecake
Rich and creamy vanilla cheesecake on a crunchy biscuit base, topped with a layer of Lotus Biscoff spread and biscuit crumbs.£4.50White Chocolate and Raspberry Cheesecake
£4.50Messy Flat Croissant (Biscoff) (NEW TREND)
£4.50Messy Oreo Cheesecake
£4.50Messy Flat Croissant (Oreo) (NEW TREND)
£4.50Messy Flat Croissant (Raspberry Love) (NEW TREND)
£4.50
Messy Pescatarian
Salt & Pepper Squid (6 Pieces)
£6.50
Messy Veganuary Menu
Vegan Mess Burger (Veganuary Special)🌿
Vegan Bun, Moving Mountain Vegan Patty, Vegan Sliced Cheese, Lettuce, Red onion, Choice of Topping and Choice of Sauce.£10.99Vegan Cheesy Fries
£5.99Chocolate Fudge Brownie with Ice cream (Vegan)
£6.00
Soft Drinks
Awar Qalb (Kuwait's Favourite Drink)
Refreshing cold Kuwait's favourite drink now here at Messy Chef. Ingredients: Mango, Strawberry, Vanilla Ice cream, Sugar, Milk, Ice.£5.99Coca-Cola
£2.00Coke Zero
£2.00Redbull Energy Drink
£2.75Sprite
£2.00Still Water
£1.50Messy Fizz Unicorn (500ml)
Lychee, Strawberry and Homemade Lemonade.£2.99Messy Fizz Mojito (500ml)
Fresh Lime, Mint Syrup, and Homemade Lemonade£2.99Peach Iced Tea
Homemade Peach flavoured Tea with Ice and Peach slices.£2.99Fanta
£2.00Messy Fizz Blue Lagoon (500ml)
Blueberry Syrup, Lime, Lemonade and Ice£2.99