Going the extra mile
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About The Funky Indian / Get FUNKD Desserts
Authentic Panjabi cuisine with some FUNK! We are the first indian to open that doesn't serve curry or rice! Get that order in to see WTFUNK we are about!
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Chilli Paneer and Coriander
£13.95The Veggie Kebab
£14.95Tandoori Chicken Kebab
£14.95The Chilli Kebab
£15.95The Beast'izza
£27.99Fully Loaded Masala Chilli Chicken Chips 7"
£11.99Fully Loaded Masala Beef Meatballs Chips 7"
£11.99Fully Loaded MasalaButter Paneer Chips 9"
£17.99Chicken Tikka Wrap
£13.90Tandoori Chicken
£13.90
Starters
All served with a mint yoghurt dip, our famous Panjabi salad, also may contain onion, peppers, spring onion, coriander and fresh chilli.
Chilli Chicken
Chilli Chicken done the TFI way! Hot but addictive! Succulent Chicken Tender Strips served the TFI WAY!£8.95Gluten freePork Kebabs
Minced pork, in the Cardinal's spice mix then grilled to perfection.£8.25Gluten freePaneer Tikka
Suitable for Vegetarians.£7.95VegetarianBrand New: Just Veg Spring Rolls
£7.50PopularAloo Tikki
Aloo tikki is a spiced potato patty fried and served crispy Suitable for Vegetarians. *Picture for illustration£6.95VegetarianFar Far
An alternative to a poppadom snack. Far Far are perfect for the middle of the table! A must try!£4.50VegetarianOur Famous Panjabi Salad
A salad like no other! Say goodbye to a little cabbage, onion, grated carrot and 1 cucumber! Say hello to a TFI PANJABI SALAD Cherry Tomatoes Cucumber Crispy salad leaf Onions Peppers Sweetcorn All mixed in a lovely lemon & mint dressing! If you dare be a proper PANJABI then request a couple of FRESH CHILLIES in your notes!£4.50VegetarianPanjabi Veg Samosa (2)
Spiced potato filling in a crispy pastry. Suitable for Vegetarians. These don't really need a explanation! Just immense!£6.95VegetarianChilli Paneer
Suitable for Vegetarians. Very addicted is our chilli paneer! Always leaves you wanting more£8.95Gluten freeTandoori Paneer
Suitable for Vegetarians. Our tandoori paneer is full of flavour and very moreish! A great starter or addition to any meal£7.95VegetarianTandoori Chicken
£8.25Gluten freeChicken Tikka
£8.25Gluten freeMasala Beef Meatballs
Marinated in our own lightly spiced tomato sauce with a hint of the Cardinal's spice mix.£8.25Gluten free
Naan'izza
Welcome to the creators of the NAAN'IZZA! Imagine we make a pizza but on a naan the we fully load it with masala chips, cheese and even pepperoni depending which option you choose! It's an experience like no other!
The Beast'izza
Welcome to the world of NAAN’IZZA’s! What a world we have created for you here! Imagine all your favourite toppings on a pizza made Panjabi style but we then top it with masala chips, cheese and even pepperoni if it’s the meat option! A absolute feast of a meal and normally does lunch tomorrow too! This NAAN’IZZA toppings are: Pork kebab, chicken tikka, tandoori chicken, chilli chicken, chilli paneer, double pepperoni.£27.99The Cardinal
Welcome to the world of NAAN’IZZA’s! What a world we have created for you here! Imagine all your favourite toppings on a pizza made Panjabi style but we then top it with masala chips, cheese and even pepperoni if it’s the meat option! A absolute feast of a meal and normally does lunch tomorrow too! This NAAN’IZZA toppings are: Pork kebabs Chicken tikka Pepperoni£23.99Chick'izza
Welcome to the world of NAAN’IZZA’s! What a world we have created for you here! Imagine all your favourite toppings on a pizza made Panjabi style but we then top it with masala chips, cheese and even pepperoni if it’s the meat option! A absolute feast of a meal and normally does lunch tomorrow too! This NAAN’IZZA toppings are: Tandoori Chicken Chicken tikka£22.99Chilli'izza
Welcome to the world of NAAN’IZZA’s! What a world we have created for you here! Imagine all your favourite toppings on a pizza made Panjabi style but we then top it with masala chips, cheese and even pepperoni if it’s the meat option! A absolute feast of a meal and normally does lunch tomorrow too! This NAAN’IZZA toppings are: Chilli chicken Chilli paneer£22.99Meat'izza
Welcome to the world of NAAN’IZZA’s! What a world we have created for you here! Imagine all your favourite toppings on a pizza made Panjabi style but we then top it with masala chips, cheese and even pepperoni if it’s the meat option! A absolute feast of a meal and normally does lunch tomorrow too! This NAAN’IZZA toppings are: Pork kebabs Chicken tikka£22.99Beef'Izza
Masala Beef Meatballs and masala chips.£22.99Veg'izza
Welcome to the world of NAAN’IZZA’s! What a world we have created for you here! Imagine all your favourite toppings on a pizza made Panjabi style but we then top it with masala chips, cheese and even pepperoni if it’s the meat option! A absolute feast of a meal and normally does lunch tomorrow too! This NAAN’IZZA toppings are: Aloo tikka, paneer tikka and masala chips. Suitable for Vegetarians, Vegetarian.£22.99VegetarianThe Maharaja
Welcome to the world of NAAN’IZZA’s! What a world we have created for you here! Imagine all your favourite toppings on a pizza made Panjabi style but we then top it with masala chips, cheese and even pepperoni if it’s the meat option! A absolute feast of a meal and normally does lunch tomorrow too! This NAAN’IZZA toppings are: Squashed samosas, onion bhajis, aloo tikka, chilli paneer, tandoori paneer, masala chips. Vegetarian.£25.99VegetarianMakhan’izza
This is a whole new experience in itself!! Butter Chicken & Butter Paneer on the base and then fully loaded with masala chips and more cheese omg!!£26.99
Kebabs on Naan
Our version of how a kebab should be served with our famous Panjabi salad
The Veggie Kebab
Tandoori, chilli and tikka paneer on a naan with lemon and mint salad and mint yoghurt dip Suitable for Vegetarians. All served with a mint yoghurt dip along with our famous PANJABI SALAD & also may contain onion, spring onion, coriander & fresh chilli as garnish ADD MASALA ONIONS TO FINISH IT OFF£14.95PopularThe Chilli Kebab
Chilli chicken, chilli paneer and fresh chillies. Very Spicy. All served with a mint yoghurt dip along with our famous PANJABI SALAD & also may contain onion, spring onion, coriander & fresh chilli as garnish ADD MASALA ONIONS TO FINISH IT OFF£15.95Tandoori Chicken Kebab
Tandoori Chicken loaded on a Naan All served with a mint yoghurt dip along with our famous PANJABI SALAD & also may contain onion, spring onion, coriander & fresh chilli as garnish ADD MASALA ONIONS TO FINISH IT OFF£14.95The Mo Fo Kebab
PLEASE NOTE: We cannot give guidance on portion size, Its down to you to decide whether you share or demolish as everyones appetite is different :) ITS IN THE NAME!! SHARE OR DEMOLISH THAT IS THE QUESTION Pork Kebabs Tandoori Chicken Chicken Tikka Chilli Paneer Masala Beef Meatballs Chilli Chicken Masala Chips Choice of garlic or plain naan With a mint yoghurt And our famous Panjabi salad Some kebabs on Naan will be garnished with chilli, spri£24.99Chicken Tikka Kebab
Chicken tikka fully loaded on a naan with lemon & mint salad and a mint yoghurt dip All served with a mint yoghurt dip along with our famous PANJABI SALAD & also may contain onion, spring onion, coriander & fresh chilli as garnish ADD MASALA ONIONS TO FINISH IT OFF£14.95The Chick Mix Kebab
Chicken tikka and tandoori chicken. All served with a mint yoghurt dip along with our famous PANJABI SALAD & also may contain onion, spring onion, coriander & fresh chilli as garnish ADD MASALA ONIONS TO FINISH IT OFF£16.95The Makhani Kebab
Butter Chicken & Butter Paneer on our amazing Naan served with our Panjabi Salad and Mint Yoghurt Dip Please note the word Makhani only means butter and nothing else£16.95Pork Keema Kebab
Our ultimate Panjabi style Pork Keema placed on top of our amazing Naan served with our Panjabi Salad & Mint Yoghurt dip! A side of masala chips is the best option! Please note: We don’t offer a mild | medium | hot option that’s not how Panjabi’s do it :) If you would like some extra fresh chilli’s then just add it too the notes :)£15.95
Naan Pizza
All made on a stone baked Naan TFI STYLE Imagine a pizza with all your fave toppings but ON A NAAN! We can’t lie - IT’s IMMENSE!
Chilli Paneer and Coriander
Vegetarian.£13.95PopularMargherita
£10.95PopularThe OH TWADI Double Decker
This IMMENSE dish is up to you to figure out whether you will SHARE OR DEMOLISH! Level 1: Masala beef meatballs Chicken tikka Tandoori chicken Chilli chicken Pork keema Level 2: Double Cheese & Pepperoni Top£19.95Tandoori Chicken and Masala Onions
£13.95Chicken Tikka and Coriander
£13.95Pork Kebabs and Masala Onions
£14.95Panjabi Chilli Heaven
Chilli Chicken, Chilli Paneer, Fresh Chillies and coriander£14.95Pepperoni
£12.99Pork keema and Panjabi achari
£13.95The Buttery Makhan
Our very own creation of a Panjabi Stone’Izza topped with Butter Chicken, Butter Paneer & garnished with coriander£15.95
Naan Wrap
OMGGG Your fave fillings wrapped up with some crispy salad leaf on a cheesy tomato based Naan, Rolled, Wrapped and Cut ready for you to demolish……..We even Chuck in a handfull of Masala Chips In There
Tandoori Chicken
Experience a taste of Panjab with a twist literally! Our ultimate naan with a filling of your choice, little salad and a handful of masala chips all served in a 9” Pizza Box£13.90Chicken Tikka Wrap
Experience a taste of Panjab with a twist literally! Our ultimate naan with a filling of your choice, little salad and a handful of masala chips all served in a 9” Pizza Box£13.90Chilli Chicken wrap
Experience a taste of Panjab with a twist literally! Our ultimate naan with a filling of your choice, little salad and a handful of masala chips all served in a 9” Pizza Box£13.90Chilli Paneer (V)
Paneer is an awesome Indian cheese with a similar texture to halloumi Experience a taste of Panjab with a twist literally! Our ultimate naan with a filling of your choice, little salad and a handful of masala chips all served in a 9” Pizza Box£13.90VegetarianPaneer Spring’Wrap
Our amazing veg paneer spring rolls wrapped up in our Naan’s as described and served with a mango chilli sauce!£13.90VegetarianChicken Mix
Experience a taste of Panjab with a twist literally! Our ultimate naan with a filling of your choice, little salad and a handful of masala chips all served in a 9” Pizza Box£15.90Masala Beef Meatballs
Meatballs like you have never had before wrapped up in a delicious Naan Bread Experience a taste of Panjab with a twist literally! Our ultimate naan with a filling of your choice, little salad and a handful of masala chips all served in a 9” Pizza Box£13.95Chilli Mix
Chilli paneer and chilli chicken Experience a taste of Panjab with a twist literally! Our ultimate naan with a filling of your choice, little salad and a handful of masala chips all served in a 9” Pizza Box£15.90The TFI XXL
Chicken tikka Tandoori Chicken Chilli Chicken Masala Beef Meatballs Chilli Paneer Experience a taste of Panjab with a twist literally! Our ultimate naan with a filling of your choice, little salad and a handful of masala chips all served in a 9” Pizza Box£19.95Pork keema Wrap'izza
Amazing mouth watering lamb Keema wrapped in our crispy but soft Naan£13.95
Panjabi Sharers / Fully Loaded
You have had dirty fries etc etc...... Now experience Fully Loaded / Sharing options The Panjabi Way!
Fully Loaded MasalaButter Paneer Chips 9"
£17.99Fully Loaded Masala Beef Meatballs Chips 7"
£11.99Fully Loaded Masala Chilli Chicken Chips 7"
£11.99The Panjabi Thali Sharing Box Meal
1 x 9inch pizza box *Chicken Tikka *Tandoori Chicken *2 X Veg Samosa *Chilli Paneer *Chilli Chicken *Lemon & Mint Salad *Mint yoghurt dip Make sure you order your Masala Chips & Naan's from our sides section to complete this meal!£26.99The Ultimate Sharer
12” pizza box fully loaded with Butter chicken nachos & Pork Keema Masala Chips The perfect middle of table sharer!£23.99Fully Loaded Masala Chilli Paneer Chips 7"
£11.99Fully Loaded Masala Chilli Paneer Chips 9"
£17.99Fully Loaded Masala chicken tikka Chips 7"
£11.99Fully Loaded Masala Chicken tikka Chips 9"
£17.99Fully Loaded Masala Tandoori Chicken Chips 7"
£11.99Fully Loaded Masala Tandoori Chicken Chips 9"
£17.99Fully Loaded Masala Chilli Chicken Chips 9"
£17.99Fully Loaded Masala Beef Meatballs Chips 9"
£17.99Fully Loaded Masala Pork Keema Chips 7"
£11.99Fully Loaded Masala Pork Keema Chips 9"
£17.99Fully Loaded Masala Butter Chicken Chips 7"
£11.99Fully Loaded Masala Butter Chicken Chips 9"
£17.99Fully Loaded Masala Butter Paneer Chips 7"
£11.99
Party Deals!
WTFunk Lets Have It
Go hard or funk’in go home! The perfect house party package! A mix of 20 samosa's & spring rolls, 2 Beast'izza's, 2 Meat Da Feast Stone'izza's, 1 Large masala chips, 6 mixed cheesecakes, 4 x 1ltr Cola & all the sauces!£135.00Mix N Match 20
A mix and match of 20 different samosa, spring rolls & aloo tikka with all the sauces and our very own Panjabi lemon & mint salad£35.00Mix N Match 40
A mix and match of 20 different samosa, spring rolls & aloo tikka with all the sauces and our very own Panjabi lemon & mint salad£55.00Mix N Match 80
A mix and match of 20 different samosa, spring rolls & aloo tikka with all the sauces and our very own Panjabi lemon & mint salad£95.00Stone'Izza Mix 5
A mix of 5 stone'izza's (panjabi pizza on a naan) We will send a mixed 5 out - what to request flavours then please look in our stone'izza section and add them to your notes please note excludes: Double decker oh twadi and meat da feast£65.00Stone'izza Mix 10
A mix of 10 stone'izza's (panjabi pizza on a naan) We will send a mixed 5 out - what to request flavours then please look in our stone'izza section and add them to your notes please note excludes: Double decker oh twadi and meat da feast£120.00Stone'izza Mix 15
A mix of 15 stone'izza's (panjabi pizza on a naan) We will send a mixed 5 out - what to request flavours then please look in our stone'izza section and add them to your notes please note excludes: Double decker oh twadi and meat da feast£185.00
Naan Toasties
Chicken Tikka & Cheese
£6.00Tandoori Chicken & Cheese
£6.00Chilli Chicken & Cheese
£6.00Pork Kebab & Cheese
£6.00Pepperoni & Cheese
£6.00Masala Beef Meatball & Cheese
£5.50Honey Chilli Chicken & Cheese
£6.50Chilli Paneer & Cheese (V)
£5.50Tandoori Paneer & Cheese (V)
£5.50Squashed Aloo Tikki & Cheese (V)
£5.50Just Cheese With More Cheese
£5.00
Salad Bowls
Chicken Tikka
£10.95Tandoori chicken
£10.95Chilli Chicken
£10.95Honey chilli chicken
£11.95Masala beef meatball
£11.95Chilli Paneer
£10.95Honey chilli paneer
£11.95Tandoori Paneer
£10.95Paneer Tikka
£10.95Mango Chilli Paneer
£11.95Mixed Veg samosa and spring roll
£12.95
GetFunkD Desserts
Pistachio Cheesecake & Pistachio Choc Sauce
£8.95Oreo Brownie
£6.95The Big Daddy N'Offle
What is a N’OFFLE?? THE FIRST EVER DESSERT ON A NAAN!! Imagine a WAFFLE - But on a NAAN…….it’s immense!! Fully loaded with a little mozzerella, Nutella, kinder bueno, milkybar, twix & kit kat Drizzled with milk, white and pistachio chocolate! One of the best desserts you will have - GUARANTEED! The perfect sharing dessert for the end of your meal!£13.95VegetarianCornflake tart & custard
Served cold ready for you to heat and eat when ready£9.95Apple Crumble & Custard
Served cold ready for you to heat and eat when ready£9.95Bakewell tart & Custard
Served cold ready for you to heat and eat when ready£9.95Rolo Brownie
£6.95Mint Aero Brownie
£6.95Oreo Cookie Pie
£7.95Kinder Bueno & Nutella Brownie
£6.95Lotus Biscoff Stuffed Cookie
£6.95Mint Aero Cookie Pie
£7.95Biscoff Cookie Pie
£7.95Cherry Bakewell Cookie Pie
£7.95Kinder Bueno Cookie Pie
£7.95M&M Cookie Pie
£7.95Jammie Dodger Blondie
£6.95Cherry Bakewell Blondie
£6.95Kinder Bueno Blondie
£6.95Oreo Stuffed Cookie
£7.95Kinder Bueno Stuffed Cookie
£7.95Biscoff Cheesecake & White Choc Sauce
£8.95Oreo Cheesecake & Milk Choc Sauce
£8.95Chocolate Fudge Cake & Custard
£8.95Jam Roly Poly & Custard
£7.952oz White Chocolate Pot
£2.002oz Milk Chocolate Pot
£2.002oz Pistachio Chocolate Pot
£2.00Black Forest Gateaux Slice
£7.95White Forest Gateaux Slice
£7.95Cookies & Cream Gateaux Slice
£7.95Bubblegum Gateaux Slice
£7.95Mint Chocolate Gateaux Slice
£7.95
Sides
Great side compliments to your meal
Plain Chips
Regular or large.£3.99Gluten freePlain Naan
Suitable for Vegetarians.£3.00Garlic and Coriander Naan
Suitable for Vegetarians.£3.50Masala Chips
Regular or large.£5.50Gluten freeDouble layered Masala Cheesy Chips
Served in a 7" pizza box£5.99Gluten freePlain Cheesy Chips
Served in a 7" Pizza box£4.99Gluten freeFunky Indian Chilli Chips
Regular or large. Mixed in with our very own homemade chilli sauce, topped with coriander and spring onion. Very Spicy.£6.49Gluten free
Soft Drinks
Something to wash it all down with!
Pepsi
£3.00Mango Lassi 1 Litre
£5.95Tango cherry can
£3.00Tango orange can
£3.00Sprite
£3.00
Kids Menu
All served with chips, mayonnaise or tomato ketchup including a fruit shoot of your choice.
Kids Sausage (3)
£6.95Kids Pepperoni Half’Izza
A plain naan topped with our famous naan'izza sauce, pepperoni and cheese mix, finished off in our stone baked pizza oven.£6.95Kids Chicken Nuggets (4)
£6.95Kids Margherita Half’Izza
A plain naan topped with our famous naan'izza sauce and cheese mix, finished off in our stone baked pizza oven.£5.95
Extra Sauces
Our sauces are made daily and fresh every single time
Masala Mayo
£1.50Mint Yoghurt
£1.20Mint Yoghurt Large 650ml Container
£6.50Masala Mayo Large 500ml Container
£4.50Garlic Mayo
£1.20Garlic Mayo Large 650ml Container
£6.50Chilli Sauce
£1.20Mango Chill Pot
Amazing dip with all dishes£1.00Green Chilli Pot
£1.00Tandoori Mayo 2oz
£1.50Tikka Mayo 2oz
£1.50
