Hainault Fryers - Hove delivery from Portslade-by-sea Town

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About Hainault Fryers - Hove
Hainault Fryers amazing fish and chips are fried up in a scrumptious signature batter that’s crispy on the bite, revealing fresh white cod. Like every great chippy – they do other takeaway treats, including burgers, pies, battered Mars bars and battered sausages.
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Cheese & Chips
£3.80
Large Cod (less Bone/No Skin)
£8.50
Medium Cod (less bone/no skin)
£7.30
Chicken Bites (10 Pieces)
£6.50
Jumbo Sausage & Chips
£4.10
Cheese Burger
£3.90
Scampi
£5.50
Salt & Pepper Squid Chunks (10 pieces)
£5.00
Chilli & Cheese Nuggets (10 pieces)
£6.50
Mozzarella Cheese Stick
£6.50

Fish

Please note Fish does NOT come with CHIPS. Please select the preferred size of Chips in the following section (CHIPS).

Large Cod (less Bone/No Skin)
Item does NOT come with Chips
£8.50
Popular
Medium Cod (less bone/no skin)
Item does NOT come with Chips
£7.30
Popular
Large Haddock
Item does NOT come with Chips
£8.50
Fish Cake
Item does NOT come with Chips
£1.70
Large Plaice
Item does NOT come with Chips
£8.50
Large Huss
Item does NOT come with Chips
£8.50
Medium Huss
Item does NOT come with Chips
£7.30
Medium Haddock
Item does NOT come with Chips
£7.30
Medium Plaice
Item does NOT come with Chips
£7.30
Cod Roe
Item does NOT come with Chips
£1.20
Fresh Lemon
Price per lemon
£0.40

Seafood

Please note Seafood does NOT come with CHIPS. ONLY THE SEAFOOD COCKTAIL INCLUDES CHIPS Please select the preferred size of Chips in the following section (CHIPS)

Scampi
Item does NOT come with Chips
£5.50
Salt & Pepper Squid Chunks (10 pieces)
Item does NOT come with Chips
£5.00
Popular
Breaded Crab Claws
6 pieces. Item does NOT come with Chips
£5.70
Cocktail Seafood
4 jumbo calamari, 4 calamari, 8 prawns, 4 crab claws and Chips and 500ml Pepsi with a choice of mushy peas or curry sauce
£22.00
Prawns Breaded
12 pieces. Item does NOT come with Chips
£8.00
Calamari Rings
10 pieces. Item does NOT come with Chips
£4.70
Fresh Lemon
Price per lemon
£0.40
Jumbo Ring Calamari
6 pieces. Item does NOT come with Chips
£5.70

Chips

We ONLY provide a sachet of salt or/and vinegar. Any extra will need to be paid for. We're extremely sorry but with everything and prices going up we are trying to stay in business than make a profit

Large Chips
We use farm potatoes which are cut fresh daily.
£3.30
Medium Chips
We use farm potatoes which are cut fresh daily.
£2.60
Cheese & Chips
£3.80
Mozzarella Cheese Stick
10 pieces.
£6.50
Chilli & Cheese Nuggets (10 pieces)
A blend of succulent cheese and spicy chilli peppers in a crispy batter. A delicious bite-size bar snack, side or addition to sharing platters.
£6.50
Cheesy Platter
2 Mozzarella Sticks 2 Cheese & Chilli Nuggets 2 Cheese & Jalapeños 2 Cheesy Onion Rings 2 Halloumi Fries 2 Jumbo Hash Browns 1 Medium Cheesy Chips
£15.99
Halloumi Fries (5 Pieces)
£5.99
Pink Himalayan Salt with Grinder (305g)
Pink Himalayan Salt
£5.00
American Chip Spice The Original Paprika Classic 85g
THIS IS NOT CHIPS! ITS SPICE ONE PUTS ON THEIR CHIPS TO GIVE IT THAT EXTRA FLAVOUR Salt, Paprika (23%), Tomato Powder, Flavour Enhancer (E621), Onion Powder, Garlic Powder Suitable for Vegans. Suitable for Vegetarians
£1.25
×5 Extra Vinegar Sachets
Malt vinegar (Barley) If you'd like vinegar that's not Malt, please buy the vinegar bottle (315ml)
£0.70
Black Pepper with Grinder
£5.00
Halloumi Fries (10 Pieces)
£11.00

Pukka Pies

Chicken & Mushroom
£3.50
Steak & Kidney
£3.50
All Steak
£3.50
Cheese, Leek and Potato Pukka Pie
£3.50
Vegan Steak & Onion
£3.50
Chicken Balti
£3.50
Sausage Roll (Pukka Pie)
wrapped, glazed sausage roll, based filling in a light puff pastry sleeve. Evenly spaced diagonal lines on top.
£2.80
Beef & Onion
£3.50
Cheese & Onion Pasty
£3.50

Sausages

Jumbo Sausage
£1.90
Saveloy
£2.30
Spam Fritter
1 piece
£2.30
Saveloy in BATTER
£2.50
Small Sausage
£1.20
VEGAN Battered Sausage
Allergy: Wheat flour
£1.70
Veggie Battered Sausage
Allergy: Wheat flour, wheat, wheat gluten A blend of lightly seasoned vegetables, including carrot, potato, peas, peppers, onion and sweetcorn, shaped in to a traditional sausage.
£1.20
VEGAN Sausage
£1.50
Veggie Sausage
A blend of lightly seasoned vegetables, including carrot, potato, peas, peppers, onion and sweetcorn, shaped in to a traditional sausage.
£1.00

Sandwiches

All sandwiches are served in a bun. Served with sauce.

Fish in Bun & Chips
£7.50
Meat Feast
Served in a Bun which Includes: Burger + cheese + bacon + sausage Choice of drink And chips.
£8.20
Chicken & Bacon
£4.50
Fish Cake in Bun & Chips
£4.00
Jumbo Sausage & Bacon
£2.90
Sausage in Bun
2 small Sausages in a bun
£2.50
Bacon Roll
2 slice of bacon in a bun. Sauce included
£3.00
Sausage & Bacon & Mushroom & Cheese
£4.00
Mega 1
Includes: Bacon + mushroom + cheese + sausage + onion.
£4.00

Burgers

Due to customer complaints we no longer provide salad with our burgers. Only Sauce. NO SALAD!

1/2 Bacon Burger with Mozzarella
½ bacon Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£7.20
Cheese Burger
The picture shown is a 1/2 (double) cheese burger.
£3.90
Veggie Burger
£3.90
1/2 Burger & Spam
2 spam fritter with beef burger in a bun
£7.00
Plain Burger
£3.90
1/2 Burger Patty
No bun, no sauce. Just the beef burger
£4.00
Burger in Batter
1/4 = 1 beef burger in Batter (deep fried) in a seeded bun 1/2 = 2 beef burgers in Batter (deep fried) in a seeded bun
£4.10
Bacon Burger
£3.90
1/4 Spam Burger
1 spam fritter in a seeded bun with choice of sauce
£3.50
1/2 Spam Burger
2 spam fritters in a seeded bun with a choice of sauce
£5.80
1/4 Burger & Spam
1 spam fritter with beef burger bun
£5.00
Hawaiian Burger
£3.90
1/4 Burger Patty
No bun, no sauce just the beef burger
£3.00
1/4 Battered Burger Patty
No bun, no cheese, no sauce. Nothing! Just a beef burger in Batter deep fried
£3.50
1/2 Battered Burger Patty
No bun, no cheese, no sauce. Nothing! Just 2 pieces of battered beef burgers deep fried
£6.80
1/4 Mozzarella Cheese Burger
¼ cheese Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£6.20
1/2 Mozzarella Cheese Burger
½ Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£7.20
1/4 Veggie Burger with Mozzarella
¼ vegetable Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£6.20
1/2 Veggie Burger with Mozzarella
½ vegetable Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£7.20
1/4 Hawaiian Burger with Mozzarella
¼ Hawaiian Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£6.20
1/2 Hawaiian Burger with Mozzarella
½ Hawaiian Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£7.20
1/4 Bacon Burger with Mozzarella
¼ bacon Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£6.20

Chicken

Chicken Bites (10 Pieces)
100% chicken breast fillet Bites. You won't regret it!
£6.50
Spicy Chicken Bites (10 pieces)
Hand cut, cooked chicken breast in a seasoned crispy coating
£6.50
Popular
Chicken Quarter (Breast)
£4.60
Chicken Quarter (Leg)
£4.20
Chicken Nuggets (10)
£5.00
Normal Chicken Strip
£7.50
Spicy Chicken Strip
£7.50
Chicken Burger with Mozzarella
Chicken with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£7.60
Chicken Burger
100% chicken breast fillet Comes with choice of sauce. Due to customer complaints we no longer include salad. NO SALAD!
£5.99

Kids Menu

This section is designed for children not for adults. Please be aware that this will not is classed as a whole meal for a typical adult and will not be enough to fill you up. Meal come with 1 Children drink & 1 sachet of sauce of their choice

Jumbo Sausage & Chips
Jumbo Sausage (battered or unbattered please chose) with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£4.10
Cheese Burger & Chips
Quarter pounder beef burger with cheese in a bun, with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£5.50
Fun Fish & Chips (Cod)
Small piece of fish (cod only) with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£6.00
Chicken Nugget (6) & Chips
Chicken Nuggets with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£6.00
Savaloy & Chips
Saveloy with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£4.50
Fish Cake & Chips
1 fish cake with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£4.30
Small Sausage & Chips
Small Sausage (battered or unbattered) with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£3.50
Big Time Cola 200ml
£0.70
Big Time Orange (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Big Time Raspberry (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Big Time Bubblegum (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Simply Fruity 330ml
No added sugar
£1.20
Big Time Blackcurrant (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Nickelodeon Paw Patrol Chiko Surprise Egg (20g)
There is NO guarantee which patrol character you will be given! This 20g egg contains a surprise toy or treat featuring characters from the popular Paw Patrol series.
£1.20
Plain Burger & Chips
Quarter pounder beef burger in a bun, with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£5.00
Kids Chicken Bites & Chips (5 pieces)
100% chicken breast fillet bites & chips, choice of sauce and a cartoon drink
£6.50
Chicken Burger & Chips
Chicken burger in a bun, with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£6.00
Veggie Burger & Chips
£5.00
2 Veggie Sausage & Chips
£3.40

Side Orders

Curry Sauce
Allegy: Mustard, wheat. May Contain celery and soya
£2.30
Cauliflower florist (10pieces)
£6.50
Popular
Chicken Tikka Samosa
Tikka spiced chicken and vegetables wrapped in crispy triangle pastry
£2.30
Onion Rings (10 Pieces)
Contains WHEAT
£2.30
Mushroom in Batter (10 Pieces)
£2.00
Lamb Samosa
Contains: wheat flour, soya. Please note there's a bit of a kick of spice to it.
£2.50
Chinese Pancake Roll
Allergy: Wheat, Gluten
£2.30
Bread Roll in Butter
Burger bun with butter
£1.00
Pickle Egg
£1.00
Vegetable Samosa
Pastry triangle with vegetables and seasoned with delicate blend of spices
£2.30
Vegan
Frickle
Have you ever heard of a Frickle? Well you won't believe what it is, a deep fried battered Gherkin. Yep, you read that correctly. Try one today...... If you dare
£3.00
Hash Brown (10 Pieces)
10 pieces of Crispy, Lightly Seasoned Grated Potato with Onion
£4.80
Spam Fritter
1 piece
£2.30
Battered Pickle Onion
Have we gone too far with battering food? Now that's something to talk about. Would you attempt to try a deep fried pickle onion in Batter?
£3.00
Curry Pancake Roll
Wheat (GLUTEN) Curry Powder Mustard
£2.30
Pickle Gherkin
£1.00
Pea Fritter
Price for each. Batter contains WHEAT
£1.20
Pancake Roll (Chicken)
Wheat flour (gluten), cabbage, beansprouts, onion, carrots, peas, chicken, Sesame seeds & fish sauce (anchovy)
£2.30
Vinegar Bottle 315ml
Not MALT Vinegar
£1.99
Just Bread
Just the burger bun. No butter, nothing!
£0.90
Pickle Onion
£1.00
Battered Pickle Egg
Do you have a brave heart to try a deep fried battered pickle egg?
£3.00
3 Curry Pancake Rolls
Wheat (GLUTEN) Curry Powder Mustard
£6.50
3 Pancake Rolls (Chicken)
Wheat flour (gluten), cabbage, beansprouts, onion, carrots, peas, chicken, Sesame seeds & fish sauce (anchovy)
£6.50
Chinese Pancake Rolls (3 Pieces)
Allergy: Wheat, Gluten
£6.50
Jumbo Cheesy Onion Rings (5 Pieces)
Wheat flour, cheese (milk) (15%), mild coloured cheddar (milk) (15%), red onion, soya flour, potato starch, wheat starch, yeast, rapeseed oil and dried parsley.
£5.99
Cauliflower Hash Browns (6 Pieces)
Cauliflower, potato and onion hash browns coated in potato flake. Produced in a factory using Wheat
£5.00
Vegan
Cheesy Hash Browns (10 pieces)
Hash browns with cheese on top
£6.80
Mac 'n' Cheese Bites (10 pieces)
Macaroni Pasta with Extra Mature Cheddar, Full Fat Soft and Mozzarella Cheeses in a Batter and Breadcrumb Coating with Rice Flake Highlights
£7.50

Sweets

To make things easier for you, we've created a new category for our chocolate in batter for you to explore!

Pineapple Fritters Battered
£1.50
Mars Bar
Chocolate bar.
£1.00
Banana Sweets (80g)
Remember those banana jelly foam we used to buy after school? Well now's your chance to bring those memories back.
£1.00
Lion
Chocolate bar.
£1.00
Twix
Chocolate bar.
£1.00
Drumstick Lollipop
Wrapped milk and raspberry flavoured chewy lollipops. Not suitable for children under 3 years old
£0.20
Kitkat 4 fingers (41.5g)
£1.00
M&M Crispy (36g)
£0.90
Giant Mushrooms approx (80g)
Raspberry Flavoured mushrooms
£1.00
Crème Egg (Chocolate) 40g
Cadbury Crème Egg chocolate
£0.90
Snickers
Chocolate bar.
£1.00
Bounty
Chocolate bar.
£1.00
werther's original 50g
£1.00

Ice Cream / Ben & Jerry’s

Ben & Jerry’s Choco Brownie Fudge
We know what your thinking, but unfortunately this increase is way out of our hands and we understand you might be frustrated. We're only making so little profit you might not believe it
£6.50
Vanilla with Pod Ice Cream Tub (900ml)
£2.75
Ben & Jerry's Phish food
Chocolate ice cream with marshmallow, caramel and chocolatey shaped fish. We know what your thinking, but unfortunately this increase is way out of our hands and we understand you might be frustrated. We're only making so little profit you might not believe it
£6.50
Ben & Jerry Cookie Dough 100ml
Vanilla ice cream packed with delicious chocolate chip cookie dough
£2.00
Ben & Jerry's Strawberry Cheesecake 100ml
Strawberry cheesecake ice cream with Strawberries & a Cookie Swirl
£2.00
Strawberry & Cream Ice Cream (900ml)
£2.99
Caramel & Fudge Ice Cream (900ml)
£2.99
Smarties Pop Up Ice Cream
Vanilla ice cream with milk chocolate pieces in a crisp sugar shell.
£2.00
Triple Choco Ice Cream (900ml)
£2.99
Vegan Ben & Jerry Chocolate Fudge Brownie 465ml
Vegan non dairy Ben & Jerry Chocolate Fudge Brownie
£6.50
Ben & Jerry's Sundae Hazel-Nuttin' But Chocolate Ice Cream Tub 427ml
The Ben & Jerry’s Hazel-nuttin’ but Chocolate Sundae frozen dessert features chocolate hazelnut ice cream with brownie pieces and sea salt chocolatey swirls topped with creamy whipped ice cream, chocolatey hazelnut swirls, and chocolatey chunks.
£6.50
Ben & Jerry’s Caramel Chew Chew
We know what your thinking, but unfortunately this increase is way out of our hands and we understand you might be frustrated. We're only making so little profit you might not believe it
£6.50
Ben & Jerry’s Cookie Dough
We know what your thinking, but unfortunately this increase is way out of our hands and we understand you might be frustrated. We're only making so little profit you might not believe it
£6.50

Drinks

Coca Cola (1.25L)
£3.50
Pepsi Max 1.25L
£3.30
Coca Cola 330ml
£1.40
Rio
£1.40
Diet Coke 330ml
£1.40
Mirinda Strawberry
£1.40
Dr Pepper
£1.40
Big Time Cola 200ml
£0.70
Pepsi Max 330ml
£1.40
Fanta Pineapple & Grapefruit 330ml
Aka Lilt
£1.40
Sprite 330ml
£1.40
Big Time Bubblegum (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Strawberry Milk flavour 500ml
£2.10
Banana Milk flavour 500ml
£2.10
Big Time Orange (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Tango Apple 330ml
Sugar free
£1.40
Simply Fruity 330ml
No added sugar
£1.20
Pepsi Electric Blue Bottle 500ml
£1.00
Big Time Raspberry (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Coca Cola Oreo Limited Edition 250ml
This limited edition flavour brings together the delicious taste of Coca-Cola Zero Sugar and OREO®. Taste it while it lasts Cookie Flavour Sparkling Low Calorie Soft Drink with Sweeteners.
£1.30
Pepsi Max Glass (460ml)
A glass cup with the pepsi max brand 16oz (460ml)
£3.99
Lipton Ice Tea Peach 500ml
While stocks last
£1.50
6 Pepsi Max Cans & 1 Free glass cup
For every 6 Pepsi max can, you'll get 1 free 460ml Pepsi max glass cup
£8.00
Big Time Blackcurrant (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Chocolate Milk Flavour 500ml
£2.10
Pepsi 330ml
£1.40
Pepsi 500ml
£2.10
Orange Juice (500ml)
£2.10
Apple Juice (500ml)
£2.10
Water Bottle (600ml)
£1.70
Bottle of Water (1.5L)
£2.50
Monster Energy 500ml
£2.10
Monster MANGO Energy 500ml
£2.10
Red Bull 250ml
£2.10
Tango Mango 330ml
£1.40
Tango Orange Can 330ml
£1.40
Tango Orange 1.5L
£3.95
Fanta Twist 330ml
£1.40
Tango Cherry 500ml
RRP £1.25. Sugar free
£1.25

Desserts

Enjoy our cakes? If you have an upcoming event and would like us to supply you with one (or more) of our cakes please get in touch with us directly and we will be more than happy to assist. Please note: we would need at least 2 weeks notice in advance

Sparkling Cake
Three layers of pink and yellow sponge, sandwiched with buttercream and strawberry jam. Decorated with buttercream and coloured sprinkles
£2.75
Chocolate Fudge cake
3 layers of moist, rich, dark chocolate cake between lashings if dark chocolate fudge. 1 slice of chocolate Fudge cake
£2.75
Hazelnut and Pistachio Cake Slice
(Price per cake slice) Indulge yourself into this delicious chocolate cake coated in chocolate decorated with Hazelnuts all around and Pistachio around the base
£2.75
VEGAN Lemon Cake Slice
No egg, no milk, no nuts, no Peanuts Now 2 servings of vegan lemon cake slices in 1 box
£4.50
Vegan
Carrot Cake Slice
1 slice of carrot cake
£2.75
Pistachio & Cherry Cake Slice
Moist and light individual sponge cake slices, with chopped pistachio nuts throughout the sponge. Filled with two layers of cherry jam and decadent cream icing, and topped with a final layer of icing, and chopped pistachio nuts
£2.50
Raspberry ripple mousse 105ml
Mousse (94%) (Water, Sugar, Palm Oil, Whey Solids (MILK), Whey Powder (MILK), Dextrose, Skimmed MILK Powder, Buttermilk Powder (MILK), Emulsifier (Mono And Di-Glycerides Of Fatty Acids), Stabilisers (Pork Gelatine, Guar Gum, Xanthan Gum, Locust Bean Gum, Sodium Citrate)), Flavouring, Colour (Beta Carotene), Ripple Sauce (6%) (Water, Sugar, Glucose Solids, Colour (Beetroot Red) , Stabilisers (Cellulose Gum, Citric Acid, Potassium Sorbate) , Flavouring, Pectin).
£1.25
Chocolate Brownie
Indulgent & dense chocolate brownie with dark and which chocolate chunks
£2.55
Sticky Chocolate & Orange Cake Slice
£2.75
Victoria Sponge Cake Slice
£2.75
Latte Cake with hazelnuts Slice
1 slice of latte cake with hazelnuts
£2.75
Pistachio Cake Slice
£2.75
Mini Hazel doughnuts (4 pieces)
Wheat Flour, Haelnut Chocolate Filling(24%) (Sugar, Rapseed Oil, Hazelnut Paste(13%), Skimmed Milk Powder, Chocolate(9%)(Fat-Reduced Cocoa Powder, Cocoa Paste, Sugar), Emulsifier From Vegetable Source(Lecithins), Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Palm Oil, Eggs, Dextrose(7%), Sugar, Butter Concentrate (Milk), Rapseed Oil, Flavoring(Contains:Milk), Flour Treatment(Ascorbic Acid). May Contain Traces Of: Soya, Other Nuts, Sesame Seeds.
£2.50

Battered Chocolate

Here you will find ALL the variety of different chocolate bars we batter. Enjoy!

3 Battered Mars Bar
£5.70
Snicker in Batter
£2.00
3 Lion in Batter
£5.70
Lion in Batter
£2.00
3 Twix in Batter
You will get 6 fingers of twix in Batter. FYI, each packet of twix have 2 chocolate pieces. So you will get 6 pieces deep fried
£5.70
Battered Cadbury Creme Egg
£2.00
Battered Mars Bar
£2.00
3 Bounty in Batter
You will receive 6 pieces of bounty (of course each bounty bar contains 2 chocolates) 1 bar = 2 chocolates 3 bars = 6 pieces of chocolate
£5.70
Bounty in Batter
You will receive 2 pieces of bounty on batter (of course each bounty bar contains 2 chocolates) 1 bar = 2 chocolates
£2.00
3 Snickers in Batter
£5.70
Twix in Batter
You will get 2 fingers of twix in Batter. FYI, each packet of twix have 2 chocolate pieces. So you will get 2 pieces of chocolate deep fried
£2.00

Vegan Friendly

Please NOTE: This section is designed to easily find our plant based products. Some items will overlap on other sections around our menu.

Curry Sauce
Allegy: Mustard, wheat. May Contain celery and soya
£2.30
Vegan Nuggets (10 pieces)
Vegan Nuggets Made from Soya Protein, Coated in Breadcrumbs. Rehydrated Soya Protein 37,2% (Water, Soya Protein Concentrate 15,5%), Water, Breadcrumbs 17% (Wheat Flour, Water, Rapeseed Oil, Yeast, Salt, Spice Extract (Paprika), Vegetable Oils (Rapeseed, Sunflower) in varying proportions, Wheat Flour, Corn Starch, Vinegar, Stabilisers (Methyl Cellulose, Guar Gum), Citrus Fibre, Natural Flavourings, Salt, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Acidity Regulator (Potassium Hydroxide)
£6.00
Onion Rings (10 Pieces)
Contains WHEAT
£2.30
Mushy Peas
£2.30
Chinese Pancake Roll
Allergy: Wheat, Gluten
£2.30
Vegan Strip Deal (5 Pieces)
5 Vegan strips Chips Sachet of Sauce Choice of 330ml Can
£9.00
Vegetable Samosa
Pastry triangle with vegetables and seasoned with delicate blend of spices
£2.30
Vegan
Curry Sauce (12oz)
£4.50
Gravy
Allergy: Wheat, barley, soya
£2.30
Vegan Lemon Cake Slice
No egg, no milk, no nuts, no Peanuts Now 2 servings of vegan lemon cake slices in 1 box
£4.50
Vegan Minced Steak & Onion
Tender minced soy protein with onions in a rich onion gravy
£3.50
VEGAN Battered Sausage
Allergy: Wheat flour
£1.70
Baked Beans
£2.30
Pea Fritter
Price for each. Batter contains WHEAT
£1.20
Veggie Sausage
Allergy: Wheat flour, wheat, wheat gluten A blend of lightly seasoned vegetables, including carrot, potato, peas, peppers, onion and sweetcorn, shaped in to a traditional sausage.
£1.00
Vegan Ben & Jerry Chocolate Fudge Brownie 465ml
Vegan non dairy Ben & Jerry Chocolate Fudge Brownie
£6.50
Vegan Strips (5 Pieces)
£6.50
Chicken Gravy
Allergy: Wheat, barley, soya
£2.30
Vegan Nuggets (8)
£7.50
VEGAN Sausage
£1.50
Chinese Pancake Rolls (3 Pieces)
Allergy: Wheat, Gluten
£6.50
Cauliflower Hash Browns (6 Pieces)
Cauliflower, potato and onion hash browns coated in potato flake. Produced in a factory using Wheat
£5.00
Vegan

Saucy Sauce

Everything to do with Sauce This category is designed to make our menu easier to navigate through and find things easier

Curry Sauce
Allegy: Mustard, wheat. May Contain celery and soya
£2.30
Curry Sauce
Allegy: Mustard, wheat. May Contain celery and soya
£2.30
Mushy Peas
£2.30
Gravy
Allergy: Wheat, barley, soya
£2.30
Curry Sauce (12oz)
Allegy: Mustard, wheat. May Contain celery and soya
£4.50
x4 Heinz squeeze me KETCHUP
X4 Heinz KETCHUP 26ml.
£1.60
Garlic Mayonnaise Dip (25g)
£0.45
X4 Heinz squeeze me MAYO
X4 Heinz MAYONNAISE 26ml.
£1.60
Heinz Ketchup Bottle 300ml
£2.50
Baked Beans
£2.30
Chicken Gravy (12oz)
Allergy: Wheat, barley, soya
£4.50
X4 Heinz squeeze me TARTARE
X4 Heinz TARTARE 26ml
£1.60
X4 Peri Peri Mayo Dip (40g)
4 dips of peri peri mayo
£2.30
X1 Heinz squeeze me TARTARE
X1 Heinz TARTARE 26ml.
£0.45
1 Very Hot Chilli Sauce Sachet
£0.15
Tartare Sauce Sachet
£0.15
5 Tartare Sauce Sachets
£0.70
1 Heinz squeeze me KETCHUP
X1 Heinz KETCHUP 26ml
£0.45
X1 Heinz squeeze me MAYO
X1 Heinz MAYONNAISE 26ml
£0.45
Mushy Peas (12oz)
£4.50
V. Hot Curry Sauce
Love our curry sauce? Fancy levelling up your taste buds and bring a spicy kick to our original curry sauce recipe? Try our new Very Hot Curry Sauce
£2.60
V. Hot Curry Sauce (12oz)
£4.70
BBQ Baked Beans (7oz)
Baked beans with BBQ flavour
£2.60
Baked Beans (12oz)
£4.50
Gravy (12oz)
Allergy: Wheat, barley, soya
£4.50
Chicken Gravy
£2.30
x4 Garlic Mayonnaise Dip (25g)
£1.60
Ketchup Sachet
£0.15
BBQ Sauce Sachet
£0.15
5 Hot Chilli Sauce Sachet
£0.60
Mayo Sachet
£0.15
5 Mayo Sachets
£0.70
Peri Peri Mayo Dip (40g)
Peri peri mayonnaise dip
£0.60
Garlic & Herb Mayo Dip
£0.45
4 Garlic & Herb Maybo Dips
£1.60
Heinz Mayo
26g each. Made with free range eggs
£0.45
4 Heinz Mayo
26g each. Made from free range eggs
£1.60
X5 Vinegar Sachets
Malt vinegar (Barley) If you'd like vinegar that's not Malt, please buy the vinegar bottle (315ml)
£0.70

Retro Sweets & Drinks

We aim to bring back those amazing memories we all had in those good old days. There's nothing like being a kid again. Kids nowadays don't know the true meaning 'having fun' without tech. So we're here to help you show them how it was really done.

Shrimps Sweets (80g)
Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Invert Sugar Syrup, Gelatine, Flavourings, Gelling Agent: Pectins, Stabilizer: Diphosphates, Colours: E162
£1.00
Banana Sweets (80g)
Remember those banana jelly foam we used to buy after school? Well now's your chance to bring those memories back.
£1.00
White Mice Sweets (approx 85g)
Sugar, Palm Oil, Whey Powder (from Cow's Milkpan>), Wheat Flour (with added Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin)*, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Natural Flavourings, *Nutrients required by the Bread and Flour Regulations 1998. For allergens including Cereals containing Gluten, see ingredients in bold
£1.35
Raspberry ripple mousse 105ml
Mousse (94%) (Water, Sugar, Palm Oil, Whey Solids (MILK), Whey Powder (MILK), Dextrose, Skimmed MILK Powder, Buttermilk Powder (MILK), Emulsifier (Mono And Di-Glycerides Of Fatty Acids), Stabilisers (Pork Gelatine, Guar Gum, Xanthan Gum, Locust Bean Gum, Sodium Citrate)), Flavouring, Colour (Beta Carotene), Ripple Sauce (6%) (Water, Sugar, Glucose Solids, Colour (Beetroot Red) , Stabilisers (Cellulose Gum, Citric Acid, Potassium Sorbate) , Flavouring, Pectin).
£1.25
Melody Pops (15g)
Strawberry flavour. May contain traces of milk and barley. Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Acids (Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Lactic Acid), Colour (E162), Flavouring, Emulsifier (soya Lecithin)
£0.55
Giant Mushrooms approx (80g)
Raspberry Flavoured mushrooms
£1.00
Bubble Wand (118ml) Orange Colour
Ready to use, make bubbles all year round.
£1.20
Bubble Wand (118ml) Blue colour
Ready to use, make bubbles all year round.
£1.20
Bubble Wand (118ml) Yellow colour
Ready to use, make bubbles all year round.
£1.20
Bubble Wand (118ml) Green colour
Ready to use, make bubbles all year round.
£1.20
Fizz Wiz (14g)
Super loud popping candy. Your littles ones will be sure to love the fizzing sensation from this candy. A strawberry flavoured popping crystal.
£0.50
Crazy Dips 14g
Not suitable for children under 5 years old
£0.50
Orange Flic 'n' Lic
Remember these? Fruit candy in plastic holder. Flick and lick.
£1.00
Blueberry Flic 'n' Lic
Remember these? Fruit candy in plastic holder. Flick and lick.
£1.00
Candy Necklace (17g)
There's nothing like being a kid again and remembering buying a candy Necklace after school. Bring out that kid inside you! Candy Necklaces are edible jewellery! Each little fruit flavoured, sugar treat is placed around an elastic thread waiting to be nibbled off and enjoyed.
£1.50
Pink & White Mice Sweets (approx 85g)
Strawberry & cream flavour candy pieces. Sugar, Palm Oil, Whey Powder (from Milk), Wheat Flour, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Natural Flavouring, Natural Colour (Carmine) Contains Gluten, Milk, Soya, Wheat
£1.35

Meal Deals

Vegan Nuggets & Chips (7 pieces)
7 vegan nuggets Chips Sachet of Sauce Choice of 330ml Can
£9.50
Meat Feast
Served in a Bun which Includes: Burger + cheese + bacon + sausage Choice of drink And chips.
£8.20
Vegan Strips & Chips (5 pieces)
5 Vegan strips Chips Sachet of Sauce Choice of 330ml Can
£9.00

Cheesy 'sharing'

All the gooey goodness of cheese in 1 section 😋 ..... We Guess there's nothing wrong with sharing..... But only 1 piece 🤣 the rest is YOURS

Mozzarella Cheese Stick
10 pieces.
£6.50
Chilli & Cheese Nuggets (10 pieces)
A blend of succulent cheese and spicy chilli peppers in a crispy batter. A delicious bite-size bar snack, side or addition to sharing platters.
£6.50
Cheesy Platter
2 Mozzarella Sticks 2 Cheese & Chilli Nuggets 2 Cheese & Jalapeños 2 Cheesy Onion Rings 2 Halloumi Fries 2 Jumbo Hash Browns 1 Medium Cheesy Chips
£15.99
Cheese & Onion Pasty
£3.50
Mac 'n' Cheese Bites (10 pieces)
Macaroni Pasta with Extra Mature Cheddar, Full Fat Soft and Mozzarella Cheeses in a Batter and Breadcrumb Coating with Rice Flake Highlights
£7.50
Cheesy Hash Browns (10 pieces)
Hash browns with cheese on top
£6.80
Jumbo Cheesy Onion Rings (5 Pieces)
Wheat flour, cheese (milk) (15%), mild coloured cheddar (milk) (15%), red onion, soya flour, potato starch, wheat starch, yeast, rapeseed oil and dried parsley.
£5.99